Kenny you rock me!!! The Concert

Oh Kenny !!!
Don't look now but Creepy Kenny Clone is right behind you!!!

Bud Man and I are relatively sober ......for now!!
These are words to live by!!!Will the real Kenny please .....umm...sit down?!I said sit down.... not bend over !!!

Key West is in my Boobs!!

And to get to Nashville turn right at the sign .....then its just straight up my Hoochi

Working on my buzz

Party in the parking lot!!
If you look real hard someone brought a stripper pole!!
Oh yea!! Hold me back!! Cause you bitches will never get me off once I start!!

To the right is a long lane of traffic......

So of course my friend did what she could to help a weary traveler !!!

That sticker sure did get around
Boy!!!!!! You got dat crazy look in your eye!!

How the hell did it get here?!!

Oh yea I stuck it there!

Tongue time!!

Miranda Lambert Rocked It!!!


Ahhhh.....there's the buzz we were looking for all night!!!!

I seem to be empty....could you go get me a beer?

Bud Man did go get me a beer and was gone for an hour!!!

He got lost......hehehe.........apparently that drunk buzz wasn't really working to his benefit at the time....

Man was he pissed off when he finally found us again!!!

And he drank half my beer!!!!!

Ahhhh.....the reason we are here.....
Can you see him?

Can you??

Yea I couldn't really see him.......but man was I rockin out!!!

Just A Thought

Have you ever tooted and had to squeeze every muscle in your body so it didn't unexpectedly turn into something else?

Ever done it in traffic and had to drive faster?

No?

Me either.........

Profile

I check my profile every now and then just to see how many people have looked at it...........

I looked at it 4x in a row so it would get to 550...........

I know, I know I'm sad...........

LOST DOG

Now first thing I want you to know is I really like animals!! Really!
We have had some pets though that I've just had to let go. We had two adorable Boston Terriers. The thing about these kind of dogs is they like to run. Nooooooobody wanted to walk the dogs. So the dogs decided to walk themselves. We had to bust them out of dogie jail twice. Then if they lost their collars we had to make fliers put them on every telephone post in our neighborhood. I actually lost sleep worrying about these dogs . Well I did love them. But maybe my love might be slightly shallow. Because when the season of cheering and football started my dogs rebelled. They started running away 2 or 3 x a DAY ...Bud Man and I would then argue about who would go pick up the dogs . Sometimes it was after we had been to field late kids need shower,snack and bed.(I'm trying to justify what comes next). After so long of this having to run and pick the dogs up all over town I.....................................................took their collars off. Then I only put up one flyer.Guess what we didn't find?........................ the dogs.

SURPRISE!!!!

SO ok not a big surprise to me but hey I'm only legally responsible for the children.

We have a new dog...... Her name is MOO MOO.

To many Staires???

Fuck you Girl......I told you I couldn't spell!! While on vacation we stayed at the House of Stairs......bets were being taken to see who would injure themselves first, falling down the stairs. Bud Man and Mrs.D were the forerunners........

All those stairs .....122 to be exact.and Bud Man gets tipsy and trips on the threshold and rips his big toenail off......I know.... ewwww.....makes me shudder thinking about it.

The moral of this story.......... never bet on drunk people.....you just can't predict whats gonna happen!!!!!!!!!

I was tagged by The Queen

Seven

Seven things I plan to do before I die

1. Hold my grand babies and Yes I will still be 29
2. Travel to a foreign country......and Canada doesn't count!!
3. Take a cruise. And I'm not talking about the wal-mart parking lot at Christmas time
4. Have a better relationship with my Mother and Father.........and my sisters.....and brother.....Pretty much my whole family........Hmmm is there a common denominator in this picture?
5. Own my own boat...even though I can mooch off my friends and not have to pay for it,dock it ,clean it,buy gas.....wait...never mind ....I think I'll just stick to mooching .

7 Things I can do

1. I can pump my own gas.....for all you people that wondered over from PinkPiddy
2. I can tie a cherry stem in a knot with my tongue.........stupid free drinks bar trick.
3. I can alienate my In-Laws 10 minutes after being with them.....Hmmmm I think this goes back to family relations problem. Or you could take my word for it...........It is all their fault!!!!
4. I can do lots of things. I'm sure I can.....it's just that every thing I think of sounds stupid like....Duh !! We can all do that!! So I'm going to quit this list and go on.

7 things I can't do

1. I can't pass for 21.......maybe 29.....OK you bitches.....I can't pass for 29 either!!! Jeesh I get it!!
2. I can't do sex on the bathroom floor, or the shower, or the backseat of a car, or .....you know what ? We'll just leave it at that!!
3. I can't have anymore babies....well technically I can But Bud Man shut his factory down so it's the same thing.
4. Apparently I can't follow directions cause I'm leaving this list at 4 and the first one at 5 .

7 things that attract me to the opposite sex

1. Bud Man
2. Bud Man
3. Bud Man
4. Bud Man
5. Bud Man
6. Bud Man
7. Bud Man

7 things I say most often

1. Where's the damn phone?
2. Brush your teeth. ......With four kids I say this at least 30 times a day!!
3. Go ask your Dad...... I'm always willing to pass the buck.
4. Where's my eyeliner,brush,mascara?...... Teenage Girls....don't cha just love 'em?
5. Why?!!! Why would you____?...... Remember I have a 9yr old Boy!!
6. I love you ......... This is a must for a large family!!
7. I say Bitch allot.......but in a good way!!

7 Celebrity Crushes

1. Leo DiCaprio....Yea I call him Leo
2. Captian McHottie in the movie Transformer
3. Kurt Cobain....He was all like dirty hot and in pain.
4. Elijah Wood...I could spread him on toast and eat him up!!
5. David Grohl.....Who doesn't?!!! The mans a musical genius!!
6. Matt Damon....Mmmm thinking Bourne Idenity
7. Edgar from Deadliest Catch!!!!

7 people who need to do this

1. Pleasing Procrastinator
2. Constantly Stressed
3. Bahama Shores Mama
4. Neurotically Yours
5. Holy Crappers
6. Big Hair Envy
7. Grandma J
8. Mrs. Snooty

I told you people I don't follow direction very well!!

HURRICANE FAYE........
HURRICANE PAR-TAY
We went to Bahama Shores Mamas last night for a Hurricane Party....sorry no pictures this time.....we drank some Hurricane drinks.
Whew!!! Can we all say RUM!! I got a little tipsy.......OK I was drunk!!
Damn her husband/bartender anyway!!

I Quit !!!!

I quit ......

I quit smoking.....

I quit smoking my own......

I say if you come to my house with cigarettes .....I'm going to smoke them!!! And don't tell me no...your just trying to help me quit by not giving me a cigarette!!

You say " No look how good your doing . You can't start smoking now. I don't want to enable you."

"Shut up....you fucking hypocrite and give me the smoke.....you ain't my Jimminey Cricket!!!! Beside I'm not walking around in front of you eating Ho Hos talking 'bout your not hungry you just think you are....think about how healthier you'll be.............it'll be alright.....It's for your own good!!"

Bud Man has never smoked and doesn't know why I can't just......quit......put them down and never smoke again!!!

I say.....I don't know why you just can't quit eating non- healthy food.......just quit eating so much and lose weight!!!

See it's not that easy,beside my mama didn't raise a quitter!!!! But I'm doing the best I can!!!

8 things about me

8Things about me

1) I refer to my girlfriends as Bitch , as a term of endearment

2) Eddie Money songs make me drive faster,the song Jukebox Hero gives me a rush,Fleetwood Mac Rumors album.....notice I said album because Cd's were not out yet......makes me wanna clean the house.....I should probably listen to that more huh?!!! Cat Stevens brings to mind my mother singing......I can still see her in my minds eye........


3) I sing in the shower.....LOUD! We have a door that goes directly to the pool area,and once as I was getting out of the shower .....singing at the top of my lungs .......I made eye contact with the Pool Guy.........and yes I was already wrapped in a towel!!!!!


4) Sometimes I fake the flu or whatever the current bug going around is , just so Bud Man will pamper me more ! Hey what can I say ? I don't get sick !! I have to fake it.


5) I don't pump my own gas....it's not that I don't know how .....Bud Man has Always done it for me


6) Chicken on the bone grosses me out.

7) Years ago I named my shower head......Shawn................ Enough said.

8) I love Big Boy trucks and coon smiles......it makes my Big Girl Panties wet!!!!..........good thing Bud Man has both!!!!!!!

Puking

Prince C looks like he's giving some kinda secret gang sign!!
As I was taking Cheer Girl,and Sporty Girl to cheer practice Prince C wasn't feeling so hot. So I gave him my drink ....in a cup with ice and a straw. Then I thought he might get sick so I went to give him a empty cup , but as I was handing it back to him I hear.....URRRRG.......Rrrrralph!!!!!!!to late he started puking in the cup with ice!!! Girls screeching!!!!! car swerving !!! I immediately clamped hand over my mouth.....blahhhh...mlahhh.....those are the sounds of my breakfast trying to exit my stomach...fast. I turned into parking lot . All doors bust open....everyone jumps out!!! I start to throw up in the grass!!!
BLAHHH.....GET THE .....BLAAA......CUP! DUMP.....URHAAAAA.......it out!!!!!
Cheer Girl standing calmly by car texting......"I'm not touching it."
"Oh yes .........ahhhhh......YOU will!!!"
Now its just spit coming out but still the god awful retching won't stop!! Just a glimpse of puke chunks floating with the ice from the drink have me bent over!!!
Finally the kids get it taken care of. I get in the car as the older girls start to walk away.
I look down ............there in the drink holder is ..............."THE CUP"!
It gets worse!!!!
On the side was still a chunk!!!!!
That's all it takes ......I'm out of the car Puking for another 10 min!!!!

Good Morning To Me!!

Party at The Keep!!!

the day after

The drink Station

Hang overs hurt more then they used to!!!

But I'd do it all over again!!!!!!

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Lunch

I had iTunes on the computer......lil' Kid Rock and Candlebox going....cleaning kitchen.....when Bud Man decided to look up something. Next thing I know Pooh Bear Rumbly in my Tummy was playing. WTF?! I waited.......and waited.......the song was almost over when I finally said
"Ummmm..........is that Pooh.......... singing Rumbly in my Tummy? "
" I don't know I accidentally pushed something and It started to play."He said with a smirk on his face.
"Oh good...... I thought maybe you were trying to tell me you wanted something to eat in your passive aggressive way."
As it turns out that's what he was doing!!!!!!!
I got admit .........I love his mind!!!!
Oh that Man of mine.

Long Long time ago!!!

Lets play.........Long Long Time Ago!!!!! OK let's step back in time.....
Pleasing Procrastinator and I worked at a bar.......I know I know, we used to be Bar Wenches...go figure......Anyway.....When you work at a bar you kinda get territorial over the Jukebox
What plays
How many times something is played
When it's played
Now there are songs that get played that you have to let play 'cause people like them
Of course Bar Staff had the veto remote....and wasn't afraid to use it!!
Well one night as I was running my ass off.....it occurred to me that a song that I absolutely loath was playing .......Bohemian Rhapsody.........
Before you start in on me let me tell you a few facts.....
Any song you like , you will end up hating ,if you hear it to much.
Any song you Loath, you will end up looking for a gun to shoot the person responsible who played it!!!
Well this night I'd had ENOUGH!!!!
As I slammed my tray down next to PP , I defiantly looked around and said
"Who the FUCK keeps playing that song?!!!!!!!! It's driving me Bat Shit Crazy.......(betcha didn't know bat shit was crazy?)............I'm gonna kill someone!!! Help me find the jackass that's doing it , will ya?"
She looks around trying to pick who.
For the rest of the night I watched the Jukebox.........but somehow that fuckin song kept getting played!!!!!!
I was fit to be tied, even started asking the Regs to help me see who it was!!!
I never figured it out......hmmm........a mystery ........
Then
About a year later PP and I were Having some drinks and that song started to play.....as I looked around angrily...... I heard hehehehehe....giggle giggle.....coming from PP
In a small voice ...trying to sound innocent she says
"It was me that played that song, I love it"
Well what the hell could I say? She got me good! ..............But don't feel to bad for me I got her back.......That's a story for another time!!!!!!

I"m here!

Hey everyone I'm still here I've been consumed with football,cheerleading,cheerleading,and cheerleading!!!
Don't forget me though I just have to get on track. School will be starting soon and then I'll have extra time!!! The kids will all be gone for the day , I'll be able to blog more then. And hopefully get my house in order cause ...whew.....it looks as if a tornado hit it!!!!