Wednesday, August 20, 2008

I was tagged by The Queen
Seven things I plan to do before I die
  1. Hold my grand babies and Yes I will still be 29
  2. Travel to a foreign country......and Canada doesn't count!!
  3. Take a cruise. And I'm not talking about the wal-mart parking lot at Christmas time
  4. Have a better relationship with my Mother and Father.........and my sisters.....and brother.....Pretty much my whole family........Hmmm is there a common denominator in this picture?
  5. Own my own boat...even though I can mooch off my friends and not have to pay for it,dock it ,clean it,buy gas.....wait...never mind ....I think I'll just stick to mooching .

7 Things I can do

  1. I can pump my own gas.....for all you people that wondered over from PinkPiddy
  2. I can tie a cherry stem in a knot with my tongue.........stupid free drinks bar trick.
  3. I can alienate my In-Laws 10 minutes after being with them.....Hmmmm I think this goes back to family relations problem. Or you could take my word for it...........It is all their fault!!!!
  4. I can do lots of things. I'm sure I's just that every thing I think of sounds stupid like....Duh !! We can all do that!! So I'm going to quit this list and go on.

7 things I can't do

  1. I can't pass for 21.......maybe 29.....OK you bitches.....I can't pass for 29 either!!! Jeesh I get it!!
  2. I can't do sex on the bathroom floor, or the shower, or the backseat of a car, or know what ? We'll just leave it at that!!
  3. I can't have anymore babies....well technically I can But Bud Man shut his factory down so it's the same thing.
  4. Apparently I can't follow directions cause I'm leaving this list at 4 and the first one at 5 .

7 things that attract me to the opposite sex

  1. Bud Man
  2. Bud Man
  3. Bud Man
  4. Bud Man
  5. Bud Man
  6. Bud Man
  7. Bud Man

7 things I say most often

  1. Where's the damn phone?
  2. Brush your teeth. ......With four kids I say this at least 30 times a day!!
  3. Go ask your Dad...... I'm always willing to pass the buck.
  4. Where's my eyeliner,brush,mascara?...... Teenage Girls....don't cha just love 'em?
  5. Why?!!! Why would you____?...... Remember I have a 9yr old Boy!!
  6. I love you ......... This is a must for a large family!!
  7. I say Bitch allot.......but in a good way!!

7 Celebrity Crushes

  1. Leo DiCaprio....Yea I call him Leo
  2. Captian McHottie in the movie Transformer
  3. Kurt Cobain....He was all like dirty hot and in pain.
  4. Elijah Wood...I could spread him on toast and eat him up!!
  5. David Grohl.....Who doesn't?!!! The mans a musical genius!!
  6. Matt Damon....Mmmm thinking Bourne Idenity
  7. Edgar from Deadliest Catch!!!!

7 people who need to do this

I told you people I don't follow direction very well!!


PinkPiddyPaws said...

Ok -- it's official - you scare kitteh (just a little bit!).

#1 -- Hey, I never said you COULDN'T pump your own gas! I just wondered how the hell the whole Bud Man always pumps it "thing" worked!

#2 - Capt. McHottie's name is Josh Duhamel and you can also see him in the TV show "Vegas"

#3 -- Elijah Wood? really? seriously? ewwwwww...creepy! You want to slather a hobbit on toast? You know he played the creepy cannibalistic psycho killer in "Sin City" and really.. I don't think it was that much of a stretch for him. ---- which -- would make slathering him on toast all the more gross! ha..ha.ha..

Keeper Of All Things said...

Ahhh PinkPiddy.....have you seen Elijah's eyes?

Pleasing Procrasinator said...

Okay, I'll do it w/in the next couple weeks...LOL

I have to agree with PPP - Really Elijah?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA - just remembered a story having to due with age.

Big Hair Envy said...

I'll get to this one girlie!! Just wrapped up two others today. I'm a little backed up with these memes:)

I thought I was the only one who could tie a cherry stem with her tongue! It's a gift...

Caution Flag said...

The sex thing on the bathroom floor? Been there/done that and all I kept thinking was, "hurry up, this floor is filthy." It's so sad that it was my own floor, too.

Lori said...

Hey, my Dad holds his grandchildren (one is in college) and he claims that he is 19!

Grandma J said...

Thank you for tagging me. I will get on the ball tomorrow, because I'm sure everyone is dying to know who my seven crushes are! lol :))

sista #2 said...

Thanks for tagging us.....we owe you....big freaking time.

I just got my computer back from the crapper....yeah.....i said the i am catching up!!!

Who invented these tags anyway????


Snooty Primadona said...

Well HELL! I also got tagged for this Meme by Asthma Girl. So, now I guess this means I really do have to do it and not just totally blow it off, huh?

As soon as I'm done with my final post about my first hubby, I will comply. Maybe. No really. I will. Maybe. If I can get my menopausal non-exercising, liquor drinking ass worked up to do it, lol.

Does that sound good? It better. I'm having a very menopausal week. Can you tell?

Anonymous said...

Canada NEVER counts. *wah*