FYI.......TEXTING

Don't you hate it when you text someone and they call you?!
And then your stuck answering the phone or lying to them.

I mean Really??? Really!!!

If I wanted to talk to you .....................I would have called you!!!

But no. I texted you. That means I don't want to talk to you but now you've put me in a spot where I have to lie.
That's right!!!!! You make me lie to you!!
A really elaborate lie where I have to come up with an excuse why I can texted but can't talk directly on my phone.
I mean seriously people.......I want to be honest.
I do. Really. But your forcing me to lie. It's just not fair to me.
Then I have to remember the lie. And I think we all know I'm not that smart!!! So then you catch me in the lie.
Now your pissed. When really this whole thing started because YOU didn't know the rules. Which is not my fault!!! So you really shouldn't be mad.

For those of you that know me in real life know exactly what I'm talking about.

Parenting 101

Conflict Resolution

Goal: To teach your children how to resolve a problem without resorting to name calling or violence, and to be able to do it on there own.

Set-up: Two of my children get into an argument (May May and Prince Charming) It ends with Prince Charming thinking he has won and May May stomping off..........No name calling , no hitting, best of all no me involved.
Problem solved right?
Wrong.

Later that night my brother (Hippie Brother) Come to me and says
"Do you know what May May did to Prince Charming?)"

Me "No I don't .....but if they didn't tattle to me they didn't want or need me to be involved"

Hippie Brother "Yea but it's really gross."
Then he proceeds to tell me what happen.

Sporty Girl, having lost the argument went to the liter box and found a nice piece of cat shit, covered in liter, and put it in Prince Charming's bed. Problem solved............till Hippie Uncle ratted them out.
Sooooo......now I have to get the perpetrators and have a talk.(over BudMans laughter)
Apparently this has been going on for some time now, cause in the end they all ratted each other out and said they all had done this to each other.

But still in the end I think I did my job in the first place..........
No violence.........................check
No name calling...................check
Solve problems on your own...........check.

Yep..........I've done my job!!!!!!

Budman and I at his award ceremony.

He was 2nd in the nation!!!!

And yes two of those drinks behind me are mine.

Hey........ can I help it if the line for the open bar was to long???

Strange Question overheard in my house

"Alright......who put Christ on speed dial ???"

I have an electronic phonebook on my cordless phone and Christ's phone number showed up on it.


Hmmm.......I should give him a call............

Heres Cheer Girl doing some riding
And her best friend.....

The girls together!!!

Day at the beach with friends

Confirming I'm an idiot

I just want to let all my Blogger friends to know.......I can be blond at times.
Shocking I know!!!!
Here's the latest..................


With Bud Man working in sales and the economy being what it is we've taken a slight hit to our budget..............and by slight hit I mean we are both sporting black eyes!! So I've taken over doing the bills and the budget so Bud Man can concentrate on the big stuff ..........like bringing in more fucking money!!
Now Friends I haven't paid the bills or worried about paying bills in 15yrs.
That's right I said 15yrs!!! So I'm bound to make mistakes right? RIGHT!
Last paycheck I was crunching numbers when I found out I had to come up with an extra 1000 for Cheer girls school!!!! UGH !!!
So I start my list.......
Bills that have to be paid.
Bills that can wait to be paid.
Bills I can't afford to pay the late fees.
Bills that I don't care for the tone of your "reminder" letters.
Bills that "you called and got bitchy with me so your name isn't even going into the hat!"
You know........ an evaluation of bills?

Well my paper was looking pretty messed up so I decided to start on a fresh piece of paper................and forgot to put my car payment on the list!!!!!!
So......my car payment is late. (sigh)

On to this weeks bills................
Add it all up and found out I had extra money.
What????
Wow........I'm good!!!
Then before I went to pay bills.............thought I'd add it up one more time.......
And realized I forgot to push the one button......1000 dollar mistake!!!!!
Yikes!!!
Just glad I caught it in time!!!!

My appreciation of Bud Man doing the bills for the last 15 yrs has grown tremendously.............but Shhh don't tell him that !!! He'll just get all smirky. Yea smirky is a word.
Anyone else have some good bill paying stories???

But I did have a ray of sunshine Pleasing Procrastinator came for a visit!!!!
I'll post some pictures later.

If you want a really good laugh go to 47 and starting over !!!

Alcohol doesn't make fat....

It makes you lean...........

Lean against the wall............tables............floors and ugly people!!!!

The monkeys and I after a Mothers Day at the beach!!!!!

Beware of the Crimson Tide!!!!!!!!

The Swine Flu scare.

All I got to say is..........

I don't have the Swine Flu ............but if you play your cards right I Will squeal like a pig!!!!

My Pictures Of Suwannee Jamfest

The fun begins!!!!!!




We were still setting up when......thats right ......a stripper pole come through!!!!!


This is our golf cart!!!! G-spot made the wheel on top. The game is spin the wheel and do what it says.

It says .....Flash (of course)

Jello shot ( we gave out jello shots cause there is always room for jello!!!!!!)

Fantasy ( give ideas.........um I mean Tell us your fantasy)

Talent ( show us what you can do!)

Beads ( our friend bought the neatest beads to pass out!!!)

Bud Man and I drinking watching John Anderson.



G-spot!!!!!!



Our personal Cowboys!!!!!





My beer is dangerously low!!!!



Blake Shelton. Man is he tall


Boobie Surprise!!!!!






She got carded!!!!!!!

Cruising on the golf cart

To much fun.....ask me who was preforming on stage.

Go ahead......ask me.

I Have No Idea!!!!! To busy partying in the crowd!!!!

Apparently Bud Man was busy with his own party!!!!!




Ahhh.......but we always hooked back up!!!





Hmmm....I'm starting to see a theme.





I have a glow necklace!!!!



Finally we watch the performers!!!



Man titties........not just for girls!!!













Someone was naughty!!!





Checking cooler for shots and drinks before cruising!!





You can't really tell but this is Bud Man pissing off the back of the golf cart!!!!





While we're DRIVING!!!!!



Women over a certain age should NOT wear ruffles!!!!

So what did my friends do?????

They went and bought me a ruffled skirt!!!!



And I rocked that skirt..........for all of 15 min!!!!!!!!

The sign was getting loose from all the spinning!!!

Holy Shit ladies!!!!! Do you see him?!!!!

I called him Cowboy T.........for testosterone!!!!

Shit that boy was nothing but eye candy!!!

LOOK!!!

Heres my man talking about "he takes steroids and probably has tiny nads."

Like I care!!!!! Hello ....not going in his pants anyway..........can't get past the chest.........and what a chest it is!!!!

G-Spot and me!!




Psst.....G-Spot!!! I put this in here for you!!!!



Yes.........I flashed later but Bud Man was to slow with the camera!!!

Bud Man had to be told his sign was upside down!!!!!! How embarrassing!!!

Big trucks playing in the mud!!!











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Yep!!!!! That my friends is a dedicated Cowgirl . Pink Chevy truck!!!!


Cowboy T stopped the cart for a spin!!!







Oh yea ladies.....its as tight as it looks.........



I should know....I spanked it!!

One of the singers David Cooler!!





I think you've met The Drunk Keeper before.....


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Jacking off by the fire!!

What a great time we had!!!

It was nothing but Jacked-up golf carts , rednecks as far as the eye could see and country music.............and I was loving every minute of it!!!!!!

See ya next year!!!!!

I'm going to The Suwannee River Jam !!!!
For 3 whole nights !!!!
WOO HOO
No kids!!!!

Some of the bands that are going to be there...

Montgomery Gentry
Cross Canadian Ragweed
Blake Shelton
Jamey Johnson
Gretchen Wilson
And lots more !!!!!

We leave Thursday morning at 10am............I anticipate popping my first beer by noon.


So if your gonna be there look me up...........I'll be the drunk blond looking for a pole to dance on!!!!
Jeesh.........
Just kidding......................Ppsh..........I'll be way to drunk to dance with props!!!!!!