Tuesday, October 28, 2008

COLD !!!!

It's effin COLD !!! It's in the 50s !!! I SAID 50s people !!!!!! My thin ass blood can't take it !! We turned off the air conditioner ,for gods sake !!!! I had to turn on the heater in my car this morning while taking the kids to school ! Shit I hate the cold !!!
Oh , OK I'll admit,I guess it's better than snow !!


Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Crazy???? Me?????

Driving down the road with all 4 kids in the car I realized I forgot to take my CHANTIX ( stop smoking) pill. And the following conversation ensued

ME--- "Shit I forgot to take my pill!!!"

Prince C--------"What pill Mama?"
before I could answer

Love bug-------------"Her crazy pills!!!!! Duh "

To witch my older girls thought was hilarious............till I told them Crazy runs in the family ...................hahaha whose laughing NOW?!

Out of the mouths of babes..........

Friday, October 10, 2008

It's Time to play "Mama I don't feel Good!!!"

I'm sure alot of you have played this game before. I'll be adding points and taking them away as we go along.

  1. If you ask your child "Where does it hurt?" you get 50 points

  1. If you tell your child "Shut up ,cant you see I'm on the phone ?" Subtract 50 points

If you diagnose the problem by

  1. calling your mom..............25 pts
  2. calling all your friends several times, throughout the night, for their opinion.....................50 pts
  3. calling your doctor............................-50 (wheres the fun in that?)

When you hear the child gagging do you

  1. Jump out of bed like a mad woman and run full tilt down the hall while holding child yelling "Hold IT!!!!! Hold IT!!!!! we're almost there!!!!!...................50 pts.
  2. Roll back over and assume your spouse will take care of it...........-50 pts.Please like that will ever happen.
  3. Bonus points if you thought ahead and had the puke bowl ready...............25 pts
  4. if at 3 o'clock in the morning your scrubbing up a trail of puke from child's room to bathroom ...............-100 pts. You must be new to this game then.

We've tallied the score .Let me tell you what you've won!!!!!!!!!!!!!

3 days and 2 night all inclusive stay at the HOSPITAL!!!

And Because you .....or your Friends .......all agreed that the pain in the side wasn't normal you get and extra 11hrs straight stay in the emergency room. Where all you get to do is wait for the damn doctor and eavesdrop on any conversation around you!!!! Oh and lets not forget the very non-fat way of not having ANYTHING to eat all fucking day!!!

Friday, October 3, 2008

Little boys will be men!!!

I have given up our master bathroom to Bud Man about 3 yrs. ago. I didn't want to deal with cleaning after him. So now it's his bathroom and he can clean it!! The kids and I took the other bathroom. A system that seem to be working fine until..........Prince C decided to be a man.

This morning as the 3 girls and him are getting ready for school. Jockeying for position in front of the mirror.

" Has anyone seen my eyeliner?!" ( a sharpen eyeliner pencil is like gold in our house)

"Wheres the brush!!!!!" being yelled at the top of their lungs.

"That's mine!!!!"

(We have what I like to call the Hillbilly Intercom system in our house. When you want to talk to someone else in a different part of the house .....instead of going to the room they're in , you just yell at the top of your lungs.)

Prince C had swept the girls out so he could go pee........

There ,of course, is a bum rush of girls for the door when he finally emerges.

The door slams before he's barely out.

Sporty Girl comes back out yelling at Prince C " Get in there and clean the pee off the seat!!!!"

With a exasperated sigh he says "You need to learn to just deal with it!!!"

WTF??? Bud Man thought it was hilarious!!! Till I told him his son is going to be sharing his bathroom with him!!!!