Friday, October 3, 2008

Little boys will be men!!!

I have given up our master bathroom to Bud Man about 3 yrs. ago. I didn't want to deal with cleaning after him. So now it's his bathroom and he can clean it!! The kids and I took the other bathroom. A system that seem to be working fine until..........Prince C decided to be a man.

This morning as the 3 girls and him are getting ready for school. Jockeying for position in front of the mirror.


" Has anyone seen my eyeliner?!" ( a sharpen eyeliner pencil is like gold in our house)

"Wheres the brush!!!!!" being yelled at the top of their lungs.

"That's mine!!!!"

(We have what I like to call the Hillbilly Intercom system in our house. When you want to talk to someone else in a different part of the house .....instead of going to the room they're in , you just yell at the top of your lungs.)

Prince C had swept the girls out so he could go pee........

There ,of course, is a bum rush of girls for the door when he finally emerges.

The door slams before he's barely out.

Sporty Girl comes back out yelling at Prince C " Get in there and clean the pee off the seat!!!!"

With a exasperated sigh he says "You need to learn to just deal with it!!!"

WTF??? Bud Man thought it was hilarious!!! Till I told him his son is going to be sharing his bathroom with him!!!!

12 comments:

Bahama Shores Mama said...

I've been telling you for months to kick that boy's junk to the MENS room..........

Now I won't have to hover at your house:)

Big Hair Envy said...

Bahahaha! You should have snapped a picture of Bud Man's face when you told him the good news!! Now they can fight over who gets to clean the pee off of the seat :)

Grandma J said...

I needed a good laugh, and boy did you give me one. Now you have to update us on what happens when two macho men jocky for position.

brneyedgal967 said...

LOL - just have the girls who are "of age" to leave their used tampons for all the guys to see in the toilet or a nearby trashcan. See how they like that visual.

DEAL WITH IT.

LMFAO

The Incredible Woody said...

I wonder how many empty toilet paper rolls they will accumulate in there!!

Renaissance Woman said...

I think that is the perfect solution! But I always wonder why men don't wipe the seat...or better yet, why can't they aim?

Caution Flag said...

I have three boys who miss most every time. It really is confounding. I do think you and I shop at the same store though. We bought the very same intercom system!!

PinkPiddyPaws said...

You gave up the MASTER bathroom?? Seriously? Wow.. you really, really love Bud Man -- or -- he really is a pig in the potty. ewwwww.....

"Deal with it" ooohhh...this is why i'm not a mom. The Prince would have been short one penis if he'd said that to me. And then when he complained about having to sit while pee'ing I'd reply "Deal with it". ;)

Bahama Shores Mama said...

Hey.......call me tomorrow so I can come see Cheer Girl!

Here's a suggestion for a post for ya: Tami told me about your conversation with your X. You have to blog that shit!!!

Janie said...

Thats hilarious!

Snooty Primadona said...

Ah, yes. You have discovered the ultimate right solution. Let the males share their pee stained bathroom, lol. I feel your pain.

sista #2 said...

Fucking pee.....Little Big F's bathroom crapper is sprayed everyday with vinegar and water to keep that fucking smell under control.

grr

peace
#2