Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Excuse Me

A lil' play on the old saying "your slip is showing"....I guess I didn't think anyone would get it if I didn't add that.............hmmmm........is my fuckin' age showing or what??

Pardon me mam .........your bitchiness is slipping .
I mean ......your slip is bitching................no no what I mean is your bitching is slipping..................awe shit .....
Your being a bitch!!!!
And friends......that's one of the nice voices in my head!!!
You'll all be happy to know that I have calmed down.....with the help of Tylenol PM.....and a few drinks............That's right I said a few drinks and it's after 12......... so don't judge me people!!!
Oh by the way.......Aunt Flo arrived.......surprised huh?

9 comments:

PinkPiddyPaws said...

No judging going on here sista! Pass the beer would ya? Oh, and the tampons too..let's make it a completely united celebration. :D

The Incredible Woody said...

Dear God I hate insurance companies! I had to deal with our health insurance after my lovely annual visit to the gyno. I had to switch doctors because mine retired. So I picked one that was listed on their website as being a preferred provider. Well, guess what?? The doctor was supposed to be on the list and they "don't know how the name got there". Well, too fucking bad - it's on YOUR list so pay the damned bill!! Whew - that really needed to come out!

The Incredible Woody said...

Oops - typing too fast. The doctor's name was NOT supposed to be on the list.

Bahama Shores Mama said...

What? Our we off our synch with our cycles now?

We obviously haven't been together enough these past few weeks!

Ummmmm, Tylenol PM sounds good today. I could get a get nap in!!! You think the kids would walk home and then take care of the baby, do homework/chores and cook dinner until I woke up?

Yeah, me neither.

Have one on me!

Big Hair Envy said...

I'm afraid to leave a comment. I'll go home after work and have a drink in your honor.

Grandma J said...

Tylenol PM works for me, and I don't have an aunt Flo.

Keeper Of All Things said...

PPP- we can have a Booldy Party...get it? hehehe

Iwoody-thanks for making it look like I have more people reading my blog.Love it!

Bmama---I don'y know how that happen ..but really our guys couldn't take it that we were on the same cycle........so maybe one of them prayed to the Goddess Of Bitchiness at the Golden tampon , and was rewarded!!!

Big Hair----Thank You I needed another drink!

Grandma J---Tylenol is like street drugs for me!!
Not that I do street drugs I'm just saying....

QueenofPlanetHotflash said...

I don't miss Flo's visits at all,,I'll take the Hot Flashes any day!! :o)

Snooty Primadona said...

It's always nice to know I'm not alone in my thoughts and actions, lol. Sorry to hear that Aunt Flo still comes to visit. What a bitch!