Tuesday, September 23, 2008

I'm P!$$ed Off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG I'm so fuckin pissed I'm shaking. The asshole Mike at Allstate insurance co. has taken a dislike to me.Condescending bastard. We agreed on a price he said he just needed to talk to the highway patrol that recovered my car and arrested the punk that stole it. Talk to the officer???? What the fuck does he think these guys do??? If they talked to claim adjusters they wouldn't have time for anything else!!!! Dumb fuck!!! And he wants me to get the report for him!! Who's gonna do my job while I do his??!!! So I called the agent.....girl named Kristen.....she doesn't work in claims so she not sure whats going on.
I said -------You go find out and call me back.
Oh yea I had lots of other stuff to say. But I won't bore you with all the details. Bottom line I told Kristin to let me know what needed to be done.
All that was needed was the highway patrol report.
Then today I get a letter that was mailed out yesterday after he talked to Kristen..........He wants me to sign something giving him the right to look at all our financial statements , the right to search my property!!!!!!!!!! Cell phone records 2 days before and 2 days after the car was stolen!!!!!
What the fuck is wrong with this picture?????
Ummmmm maybe the fact that I'm the god-damn victim!!!!!!!
I called lil' Kristen back..............she was subjected to the full "I'm white trash and pissed off" talk!!!! She said she understood where I was coming from. Really!!!!! Really????!!!! I don't think so . I told her that I would only deal with her . I refuse to talk to him and if I had to be miserable dealing with that dickhead Mike she could be miserable with me.
She was very calming , said she would take care of it and call me back.
Well who the fuck wouldn't be calming with a crazy woman on the phone?!!!
Friends I'm not even going to try to find my happy Place until I simmer for awhile............shit I was feeling bitchy before all this happen Shit head Mike just gave me something to point my gun at!!!
And while Bud Man is pissed off too...... he is content to let me deal with them. He is such a non-confrontal person , while I'm gonna relish my righteous anger!!!!!
Fucking,Bastard,Dick Cheese,Mike from Allstate!!!!!!!!

Btw .........when the fuck did gonna become a word ??? I just noticed it went by spell check!!


Bahama Shores Mama said...

You tell em sistah!

Power to the little people.

Grandma J said...

Oh man, I feel the heat from the boiling blood! I would be totally ticked and call the regional office. My son is in the insurance business and the last thing an adjuster wants is the regional manager to get involved NO MATTER WHAT. Just the call is a black mark, even if its a bogus complaint (and yours isn't bogus with the way they ar jacking you around).

Ok, so I'm thinking your spell check is broken because I thought gonna has been a word since the begining of time.

Janie said...

I would be pissed, too.

Where is the customer service here?

May-B said...

Holy. Remind me not to piss you off!!

My Metabolic Rate is Stuck said...

Go GET him!!! This guy needs to be put into place...I agree with grandma J, call the regional office and deal with them!

Anonymous said...

Since when do they have to search your "financials", cell phones, etc?

Make him say it, He's accusing you of having your own car stolen!!!! Then sue his ass off!

It's bad enough we have to pay unreal insurance premiums, then the sumbitches want to refuse coverage! He's hunting a way to refuse coverage, isn't he???

Go get him!

PinkPiddyPaws said...

You know --- I had a lot of friends lose their homes and possessions in Hurricane Katrina and the ones that had the HARDEST time with their insurance company were -- you guessed it -- with Allstate.

Apparently, they spread the suckage throughout their entire company.

Sorry babe. I know how you feel. The idea of ripping Mike's head off and shitting down his neck starts looking more and more appealing.

Snooty Primadona said...

Oh Yeah! Give 'em Hell, girlfriend. I hate insurance companies anyway (until I need them, lol).

In all my years of dealing with them, I've never heard of such a thing. Even the night it was pouring rain & I smashed into a car I didn't see before, all they did was call me to ask a couple of questions. Was there alcohol involved? I lied and said no and that was that. Even though it was my fault.

What the hell is he doing asking for anything at all from you? You didn't have someone steal it for God's sake. It's also not your responsiblility to see that they get a copy of the report. I'd report the little dickhead to the State Insurance Board. Sounds to me as if he had something else in mind. Screw him.

Although, it does make me wonder what the kid that stole the car must be saying.

sista #2 said...

You scared me.


kristi said...

What an asshole.