Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Puking

Prince C looks like he's giving some kinda secret gang sign!!
As I was taking Cheer Girl,and Sporty Girl to cheer practice Prince C wasn't feeling so hot. So I gave him my drink ....in a cup with ice and a straw. Then I thought he might get sick so I went to give him a empty cup , but as I was handing it back to him I hear.....URRRRG.......Rrrrralph!!!!!!!to late he started puking in the cup with ice!!! Girls screeching!!!!! car swerving !!! I immediately clamped hand over my mouth.....blahhhh...mlahhh.....those are the sounds of my breakfast trying to exit my stomach...fast. I turned into parking lot . All doors bust open....everyone jumps out!!! I start to throw up in the grass!!!
BLAHHH.....GET THE .....BLAAA......CUP! DUMP.....URHAAAAA.......it out!!!!!
Cheer Girl standing calmly by car texting......"I'm not touching it."
"Oh yes .........ahhhhh......YOU will!!!"
Now its just spit coming out but still the god awful retching won't stop!! Just a glimpse of puke chunks floating with the ice from the drink have me bent over!!!
Finally the kids get it taken care of. I get in the car as the older girls start to walk away.
I look down ............there in the drink holder is ..............."THE CUP"!
It gets worse!!!!
On the side was still a chunk!!!!!
That's all it takes ......I'm out of the car Puking for another 10 min!!!!

14 comments:

PinkPiddyPaws said...

ewwww...gross! talk about sympathy puking to the max! I thought parents were automatically immune to their own kids barf? Seriously? I thought some sort of weird DNA change happened upon birthing the kid that suddenly allowed for the parent to have super immunity to puke/pee/poop/etc....

"is that poop or chocolate on your hand? is that poop or chocolate?" licks.... "It's chocolate!"

What if it had been POOP!?????

Pleasing Procrasinator said...

LOL..I am surprised he made it into the cup. I was waiting for you to say the smell lingered with you the whole ride home.
I remember when the Diva did that to me the day before we went to Disney, only it went every where!! I had to call into work because I couldn't leave the car like that for a week.

Pinkpiddy - This women has the WEAKEST stomach of anyone I know, although that can be fun...hehe.

Keeper Of All Things said...

Pink And PP------my stomach wasn't weak till I had 5yrs. of morning sickness!!!!!

Chesapeake Bay Woman said...

OK. First of all, I have that same hat. Second of all, I have that hat and wear it. Third of all, can't get past the hat.

Love it.

sista #2 said...

oh God...the smell of puke in your car will linger for years to come.



lol



peace
#2

Janie said...

Ooooh.

Poor y'all. Hope everyone's better now.

My Metabolic Rate is Stuck said...

Well...I guess living in the sunshine state hasn't changed that part of you...I just rememeber how nauseous you use to get just riding as a passenger in a vehicle.
What exactly was the Prince doing in that picture?

Keeper Of All Things said...

CBW---hey you should get a hat like mine!!!...LOL

Sista#2----I wish I could say its the only smelly problem I have in my car but.......I have to drive Prince C home from football pratice

Janie ----Everyone is better now

MMrs. Is------I think hes trying to fix his surfer style hair!!

Lori said...

OMG - And I am heading out on a road trip in the morning with a kid that gets car sick. What fun things to look forward to!!!

Big Hair Envy said...

I just threw up in my mouth a little.

Grandma J said...

A real live Barf-fest! I'm copying this to print and then put on my frig. I might lose weight. :))

catscratch said...

Oh yah. Puking is definitely not a spectator sport. Somebody around me yacks... bet your sweet socks I'm gonna yack too.

Chain reaction.

mom x 2 said...

ewwww, At least someone cleaned it up. I got past the kid puking, although there is the slight gag reflex. Now if I can just get past the darn cat!

Snooty Primadona said...

Ewwww!Chunks are completely gross, no matter whose it is.

My kids were trained to never throw up. Guess I wasn't a very good trainer since they did so much of it over the years, lol.