You rarely get to say
I hope the dog just farted!!!
And really mean it!!!!
Otherwise I've got a funky Oder haunting me like a shadow !!!! (and yes you bitches I showered!!!!!)
Just a whiff here and there.
I've looked ..........and looked
and sniffed...........and sniffed.
Can't find anything..........
WTF??????
The dog can take the hit for this one.
'Bout time she earned her keep.
10 comments:
When my dog farts, you KNOW it!!
You'll know it's not the dog it the smells lingers too long!
Okay, so you showered. But did you change your underwear? Don't automatically say you did cuz that's what my boys say and sure 'nuff, same old stinky pair.
Lucky you, I don't have a dog.
I hate when my "dog" farts!!! Bwahahaha!
That sweet lil pup....NO WAY!
Go pick out your fabric on my blog!
When our dogS fart, you know it. One of them looks at her butt with this WTF was that look, then the smell creeps.... the other immediately gets up and runs away... and then the smell creeps.
Eww! Nothing worse than a dog fart ;)
I'm a little late commenting on this- but Happy Friday anyway!
Either it was the dog, or it was you. And you don't realize it.
LOL!
LMAO! Reminds me of my SIL who kept wanting me to smell her because she said that she kept smelling a rotten odor. Turns out that she left a turkey (one that was already dead for cooking, not one of the bigass ones that roam around my Boogerwoods home) in the trunk of her car. She had forgotten about it for who knows how long. It rotted. She thought that she was smelling herself.
And...always blame the dog....or the kids or husband. We With The Big Hair do not fart. We poot.
Hoping this comment doesn't show up a bazillion times. I keep hitting publish and nada.
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