Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Cancerous Toast

So......I lost my lighter.............and I have no matches.
I think for all of you that smoke you know what that means...............................
Yep.............
Don't eat the toast at my house....
It's cancerous.

10 comments:

Midlife, menopause, mistakes and random stuff... said...

Hahahaha.......that's pretty funny. Thanks for the early morning laugh :)

Steady On
Reggie Girl

Grandma J said...

Having cigarettes, and no way to light them is worse than not having any.
I had to laugh because I smoked for 40 years and never realized the toaster worked as a makeshift lighter. I sure could have used that info.

Toast? You're fixing breakfast?

The Incredible Woody said...

Thanks for the laugh - as I eat my toast!!

Bahama Shores Mama said...

I'll stick to your amazing cinnamon roll thingy........

numberonesistah said...

Ahahaha...I never thought of that but I can see that working. I won't tell the smoking half of my family though! I'll just watch them make a 2 a.m. run to WallyWorld for a lighter. ;o)

ModernMom said...

I am completely enjoying your incredible sense of humor. Hope you don't mind if I follow along for a while!

Noe Noe Girl...A Queen of all Trades. said...

Dont you just love items with multiple uses???

Julie said...

Ahahahahahahahaha....makes me almost wish I still smoked just so I could try it!

Cathie said...

You are called resourceful!!!!

Pleasing Procrasinator said...

Remind me to hide my lighter or buy 3 when I get off the plane, or maybe I'll just smoke while making my breakfast:)