Monday, February 23, 2009

Have you ever.................

Have you ever put tape on the bottom of the cats paws and then just laugh your ass off ??
What ???.................No????
Yea I would never do that either!!!

Calm down!!! I said I wouldn't do that!!!!
Jeesh those Cat People are pushy !!!! (Not like I threaten them with a riding lawnmower.....Life in Matthews)

Have you ever showed up at a Birthday Party (after carefully considering whose going to be there) with a re gifted gift ?????????

Only to find out you missed someone????....................... And they're there????
Maybe even the person who gave it to you in the first place?????? Cause your a ditsy blond who should pay more attention to who gave her the gift and not whose getting her drink????

Yea...........I never do that either !!!!!

9 comments:

The Incredible Woody said...

Or put peanut butter on the roof of your dog's mouth and watch her try to lick it off? Nah, me neither!

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The Incredible Woody said...

Oops - posted that twice!

Grandma J said...

I would imagine the tape could do wonders for dust moping the floor...kind of like when you bring in a dog to clean up the floor after a bunch of kids eat lunch.

And the regifting thing? The reason I don't go to parties anymore.

Off subject...I have a friend who has a neighbor whose house is painted like the flag of Mexico..no joke!

Noe Noe Girl...A Queen of all Trades. said...

Nope not me~ I would never cut half the whiskers off my cat and watch her walk funny. Nope not me!

Snooty Primadona said...

Oh. My. God. That is the funniest thing I've heard all week...

Bahama Shores Mama said...

I've got a gift you should be expecting to be regifted in July.....scared???

numberonesistah said...

Bwahahaha!

ModernMom said...

Love it :)