Monday, March 2, 2009

My weekend

Friday.............Reestablish contact with the local library. Bud Man went to watch Cheer Girls softball game ( yes she does other things beside Cheer)

Saturday Night...... I had a brief but torrent affair with a bottle of vodka and Bloody Mary mix....that bitch Rocks! Some very close friends of ours came over for a cookout.....but I was eating healthy.......nothing but tomato's for me!

Had wild unforgettable sex with Bud Man .....but kinda forgot how it ended......I know its an oxymoron....but that's what eating healthy does to me!!!

Sunday ....woke up with the "Sex Swirl Do" in the back of my head.....(again its some kinda allergic reaction to the tomato's.....fucks my hair all up!!! ) Spent the day in my bed reading while Bud Man tortured the kids by watching a Lord Of The rings movie marathon.

All in All not a bad weekend.

16 comments:

The Incredible Woody said...

I tortured Vol Fan with the Lord of the Rings marathon. I didn't think Frodo was EVER going to get that damn ring to the volcano!!

Grandma J said...

Hey, I had that same "Swirl Do" when I woke up Sunday morning too...but I live alone and didn't eat tomatoes. My life is full of mysteries.

Keeper Of All Things said...

Holy shit Grandma J........are you sure your not leaving your door unlocked at the Compound??

numberonesistah said...

Sounds like an awesome weekend! Alcohol, cookout, friends, sex and a day spent in bed! Winner winner chicken dinner!

Pleasing Procrasinator said...

I hate tomatoes, you had better stock up on limes and tequila before I get there.

He didn't flip you leaving lesions on you did he? hehehe.

Cathie said...

That is one my to read list!

You crack me up! Sex Swirl Do!

Living on the Spit said...

My kinda weekend!!! Thanks for stopping by and I look forward to many laughs with you.

Noe Noe Girl...A Queen of all Trades. said...

You crack me up!
Sounds like a weekend around here!

trailerparkbarbie said...

Without AQUA NET (the best thing ever invented), I have that sex girl swirl most of the time.
well...not exactly true. It looks more like Don King's hair.
I'm glad that I stopped by. It's been forever. I needed a good laugh and you just gave me one..or 2..or a dozen. Heck, I'm still laughing.

TJ said...

That sounds like quite the weekend! I was asleep when friends showed up Saturday night, but I still pulled my butt out of bed and downed a few more Bud Light limes with them.

ModernMom said...

Ha Ha. Sounds like a glorious weekend!

Snooty Primadona said...

OMG! Mr. Snoots watched the same thing as Bud Man ALL weekend. Something tells me that if we lived closer to each other, the guys would be off doing their guy things all the time. Which means you & I would be nursing our BM's, lol. No! Not that kind! Bloody Marys, lol.

Have a wonderful time with your fun(ny) houseguest this weekend and raise one for me, huh?

Keeper Of All Things said...

Hey ya all!!!!!.................


Mrs.Snooty want to nurse a BM with me.....



hehehehehe


I'm such a child......sorry 'bout that .

Renaissance Woman said...

Sounds like a great weekend! What more could you really ask for????

imom said...

I need a weekend like that! It's been too long since I had the Sex Swirl Do!

Grandma J said...

i just put the game back! I thought you said you quit? liar liar pants on fire!