Bud Man and I were stopped at a red light. There was a homeless guy on the side of the street with a sign asking for money. I was feeling especially blessed so I told Bud Man to give him a dollar.......(I said I felt blessed not rich!!)
As Bud Man reached for his wallet he says to me with exasperation in his voice
"I'll give him a dollar but you know he probably makes more money then I do ."
"REALLY?!! Well don't your parents feel foolish for spending thousands of dollars on your collage education? Oh and by the way I'll make a sign for you tonight , I think I just found you a second job!!!"