Monday, July 28, 2008


This is one of my first post. I reposted (is that a word?) because football and cheer season has started and it never seems like enough time in the day soooooo I'm being lazy
These are the kind of pictures I find when my children have the camera. Let us take a closer look.

Is my son picking his ass?

The TV ...... is that Howdy Doody on?

And that exercise thing.......... Where in the hell did that come from?

OK stay with me things get a little strange from here.

Do you see it?? Do you? Yep that's a Christmas present on that table!!! It's May!!!!!!!!!!

Oh and beside it hanging on the chair.........the powder blue thing.......THAT'S A SKI JACKET!!!!!!!!!

People we live in Florida and I've never even been snow skiing!!!!!!!!!

OK,OK I can take a hint .........I'm going to clean up the garage.

P.S. My garage doesn't look like this any's gotten worse....well I did tell ya all I'm lazy but I'm going to blame it on the kids because I'm the Mama ....and thats one of the perks of the job!!!


Bahama Shores Mama: said...

Not only do I call first dibs on anything valuable (to me) coming out of that garage........I now must demand pictures of the cleaned garage so I can erase these from my brain!

And for the love of God, please get your son underware that fit!

PS: Is that present for me?

Neurotically Yours: said...

No...that present is for me! And what has your daughter so surprised???

sista #2 said...

Is there purple carpet?

I thought our garage looked like ass.....I was wrong.



Grandma J said...

There's nothing wrong with that scenario. I look at it and see my junk drawer on a slightly larger scale. I wonder whats in the frig? Can you get to it? I think one huge yard sale and you will be set for life!
How funny :)

My Metabolic Rate is Stuck said...

Hey...we have one of those exercise thingys by our front door...our new coat rack! Where's the swing?

Pleasing Procrasinator said...

At least you didn't get the eye roll from mom. You know she is cringing inside.
The big question for organized clutter, 'Do you know where everything is out there?'

By the way, I got a surprise for you. Come to my blog and see.

Keeper Of All Things said...

Sista#2----yes its purple carpet....and lots of other colors you can't see....left over from Sporty Girls room

Grandma J----yea I can get to the frig and yard sells are alot of work...

MMRS.---The swing got moved out back

PP----Girl you know shes rolling her eyes and itching to get a hold of my garage.....well I say bring it on....I'll never stop anyone from cleaning my house!!!

Wonderful World of Weiners said...

Cute walk down memory blog lane!!

Hallie :)

Big Hair Envy said...

Doesn't EVERYONE'S garage look like that? Just asking. They have a show that will come and clean that stuff out for you. Mine was so bad that they declined :(

I don't think your son is picking his butt in that picture. I think he is hiding something illegal in his pocket.

Keeper Of All Things said...

Big Hair Envy------your probaly right

Chesapeake Bay Woman said...

Your garage looks like every single room in my house. And everyone around here picks their ass like that too.

Snooty Primadona said...

If I had the nerve to show pictures of our place, you'd definitely feel waaay better. I'd put your pictures to shame, I swear.

Keeper Of All Things said...

CBW----new underware works wonders....but truthfully if he's not picking his butt he's scratching it

Mrs.Snooty----it makes me feel better knowing that Thank you

Lori said...

When we lived in West Palm, I was amazed at the cold weather gear that was selling down there!!

Renaissance Woman said...

LOL...when you have to scratch there's nothing else a kid can do! Thanks for sharing your garage. Christmas present made me laugh out loud!

Keeper Of All Things said...

Lori-----Its funny isn't?

R.Woman---sad but ture I have x-mas decor still up!!!

Caution Flag said...


Sell the ski jacket on ebay. People like us in Michigan can't get enough of them :)

Shieldmaiden96 said...

I do estimates for a moving company and I just got a knot in my stomach when I looked at that picture. I'll go through a beautiful, neat house and then the customer will shuffle into their shoes and say, "Oh, now the bad part". And I see that. Its really hard to estimate that accurately!