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WTF Friday

I get up this morning,get in the shower to start the day.

Stop laughing I say to the people that know me.

OK OK I'll come clean.

I only showered because I had to take my middle child,Sporty Girl, to the ortho. And they might still be laboring under the impression I have my shit together. So whenever possible I try to maintain this illusion. Hey it's only 1 or 2 days a month so I feel pretty confident I can pull it off. I get out of the shower and there it is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOOK CLOSER!!!!

CLOSER

BAM!!There it is a......ZIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just in time for the weekend. Go ahead take another look.

Never mind the Pinocchio lines around my mouth. I think the ZIT proves I'm real girl. Look at my bottom lip! It's the remains of a really gooey, gross fever blister. I said FEVER BLISTER not HERPES!!!! Geezes people focus!!!!

Oh and did I mention Hubby and I are having a pig roast this weekend ?!This way everyone can join in on saying WTF. They'll just be saying WTF.....is on your chin?!!!!

Just on a side note, all the alcohol on the table is for the party. Honest!! You can see by the big can of beans and vodka it should be a Drunken Blast!!

PULL MY FINGER!!!!!!!!!!!!

FAT KITTY

DOES THIS CHAIR MAKE ME LOOK FAT?

Lunchbox Cupcakes

My 12yr came up with this idea. What can I say shes a genius. It's in her genes.

LUNCHBOX CUPCAKES

BOX CAKE ANY KIND YOU LIKE

1 BAG OF CHOCOLATE CHIPS

Prepare cake mix like box says

line cupcake cups with chocolate chips

pour batter over top of the chips

PRESTO!!!

instant frosting

PRINCE CHARMMING

Meet the CROWN PRINCE.

He's very very CHARMING

As you can see he plays football. During football season we spend alot of time , almost every night of the week , at the field. I spent my time mostly in the concession stand helping out. Well I call it helping out but my hubby called it gossiping. He may have a point. Anyway.. I was in the concession stand talking......mmm..I'm sure it was about if we needed more ketchup or something equally important to the running of the STAND .And not about why a certain mom would wear 5 inch heels to a football field and flutter eyes at another moms man. In the middle of my very important conversation I hear my son

PRINCE CHARMING: Have you seen my mom?

MOM AT WINDOW: I don't know. What is your moms name?

P C : I call her SWEET STRAWBERRY but her name is Julie.

I know. It makes me smile. Evey single time I think of it.

HAPPY MOTHERS DAY!!!!!!!!!

MONKEY BREAD

CRESENT ROLLS
HEAVEYWHIPPING CREAM
BROWN SUGAR
BUTTER
CINNAMON
NUT MEG


Spray 8x8 pan
Cut crescents in even chunks ,sprinkle with cinnamon and nut meg, place in pan
In sauce pan heat butter and brown sugar when syrupy add cream
Pour over crescent rolls
Bake

I know what your thinking. Your thinking I'm being deliberately vague on the measurement(if you can call no measurement at all vague),but I'm not I really just wing this till it looks good.
I can tell you the baking part is at least twice as long as the crescent rolls call for.
ENJOY

About Me

I'm a happily married mother of 4. Some people might call me a STAY AT HOME MOM . I prefer 24/7 HUBBY PLEASER. Because after all that is what I do and very well (just ask said Hubby). But thats not my only title I have many many of them. Just a few things I like..... Reading , Gossiping ,sometimes Cooking.Some of the things I dislike..... Mortgage Brokers ,A Dirty House (although you'll notice I didn't say anything about liking to clean),sometimes being dressed.