I get up this morning,get in the shower to start the day.
Stop laughing I say to the people that know me.
OK OK I'll come clean.
I only showered because I had to take my middle child,Sporty Girl, to the ortho. And they might still be laboring under the impression I have my shit together. So whenever possible I try to maintain this illusion. Hey it's only 1 or 2 days a month so I feel pretty confident I can pull it off. I get out of the shower and there it is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOOK CLOSER!!!!
CLOSER
BAM!!There it is a......ZIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just in time for the weekend. Go ahead take another look.
Never mind the Pinocchio lines around my mouth. I think the ZIT proves I'm real girl. Look at my bottom lip! It's the remains of a really gooey, gross fever blister. I said FEVER BLISTER not HERPES!!!! Geezes people focus!!!!
Oh and did I mention Hubby and I are having a pig roast this weekend ?!This way everyone can join in on saying WTF. They'll just be saying WTF.....is on your chin?!!!!
Just on a side note, all the alcohol on the table is for the party. Honest!! You can see by the big can of beans and vodka it should be a Drunken Blast!!
3 comments:
WTF is that???????? I never even saw it brewing when I was at your house yesterday! Be sure to take many pics of the party and I'll see you next week.
That totally happens to me ALL the time! However, it NEVER happened when I was in my younger years when it was supposed to (and was happening to everyone so that I could have just blended it)! I feel your pain and toast heartily to that WTF!!
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