Friday, April 10, 2009

Questions for my friend

I'm helpin a close friend move and I have questions.

Like.............

How is it that you own 5 car loads of clothes ..................and I only see you wear the same shit???

Whats up with a drawer full of game controllers.....................and you don't own the console to???

Why did we move broken shit only to have you throw it away at the new house?

Why was it every time I turned around someone asked if I needed help..............but when I did need help no one was there???? Fuckers.............I know your hiding from me.

And why oh why do all the guys get to bitch and moan for the 2 days it takes to move all the big stuff................when you and I have a week of unpacking to do still??
Fuckin Sissys

9 comments:

Noe Noe Girl...A Queen of all Trades. said...

What??? We have the same friend???

Shawn said...

OMG! We must have cloned friends, because mine is exactly like that too!

How many of them do ya think are out there?

Unknown said...

You are reading my mind...ur, my closet.

I just pulled out two of those enourmous hefty storage bags full of linens for a queen size bed that I haven't had in two years. I'm setting them out by the dumpster, but why did I schlep them to TX from CA in the first place?
Have fun.

Stephanie said...

LOL The univeral questions of moving!
On a different note, I tagged you in my blog today. Head on over and take a look :)

Snooty Primadona said...

Oh My! I'd say that qualifies as a rant, for sure. Ummm... aren't you supposed to clean that shit out BEFORE you begin the packing process? Men always bitch & moan about moving the big stuff, right?

I swear that if you come to Texas and help me just get ready for a move, I'll treat you to the best cocktails & meals ever. And, you can throw away anything you want, lol. BEFORE any packing begins...

Jason, as himself said...

You are a good friend. Moving is the worst thing ever.

Renaissance Woman said...

I'm with you! Helping people move teaches you so much about who they really are! Your a good friend.

Unknown said...

I'm READY to MOVE! You Comin'?
You know how much STUFF I hoard! :)

PinkPiddyPaws said...

And THAT my friend is exactly why I hired movers. :) I love my friends waaaay too much to put them through that shit.

Plus.. if my friends break my 62" flat screen TV I have to suck it up and deal. If the movers break..their sorry asses are buying me a new one. ha..ha.ha..