Quick post......................I think I might have words with the In-Laws today.
What a bunch of shit.
GAWD they piss me off!!!!!!

Spring Break is next week. Bud Mans sister and her kids arrive on Friday. His brothers family arrive on Saturday. And my In-Laws arrive on Sunday.

Yea a trifecta of In-Laws!!!!

His mother was in a car accident about a month ago and broke her pelvis.
I said .........HER PELVIS!!!
Ouch!!!!
I can't even type it without squeezing my legs and wincing!!!!! Holy sheeoit...........that had to smarts!!!!! So they decided to drive from Indiana to Florida. I think I would need alot of painkillers.............Hmmmm maybe she'll have some extra.

Anyway .....we'll be at the beach almost everyday.
So I'll try to blog more later to
tell ya all what a wonderful In-Law I am.

MEMORAIL DAY PIG ROAST

(This is a repost. I'm sorry . I'm being really lazy.)

This is the lil' piggy that went ...wee....wee.....wee all the way to the grill!! Something about remembering the men and women who have given their lives for our freedom, that makes my family want to slaughter a pig!

We had a real memorial day miracle at our house.......about 20 kids in and out of our pool and not one of them had to use the restroom!!!!!!

AHHHHHH....Some of the happy natives. Hold the phone.........I don't think everyone is happy. Do you think he might have been friends with the pig...........oh the horror!!!!! But it was delicious!!!!!!!!!!

OH YES!!!!! Back off ladies this hunka hunka burning moron.....ahem......I mean man is ALL MINE!!!!!!! Yea the party just got rolling!!!! Lil' tip ......When honey dons the flower bra and grass skirt , it can only go up from there.

OUCH!!!!!!!!!! MY HANG-OVER JUST TOOK A REALLY NASTY TURN!!!!!!

Hope everyone had a great Memorial Day !!!

Have you ever????

Have you ever woke up from a mad night of sex..........smelling like watermelons?

And your hair is greasy?

And the sheet is off the bed and your underwear are in the kitchen????

Whats up with that?

Disney Competition

That's me and Cheer Girl sticking our ass out....................OK so I don't have an ass....jeesh you bitches are hard!!!!!!
Stage at Indiana Jones Theater

Cheer Girl , Boyfriend and May May



Some of the girls in action!!!

Cheer Friends!!!

Crazy Cheer Mom Roommate and Cheer Girl

2 days at Disney ...........is enough.

Sure its great........... if you don't live here.

All the other teams from out of state were going crazy......like a lil mini vacation.

The best part was the crazy ass Cheer Mom I roomed with..................Man that girl is CRAZY FUN. I'd tell you stories but she reads my blog soooooo.............I'll save it for another time when shes not looking. Lets just say we got a lil tipsy by the pool and had a blast making fun of the other moms!!!

It's not mean.............IS NOT!!!!!!!.........

We did it with love in our hearts. Our Gleeful Hearts.

Honestly..........and really only a few overheard us...........and they thought we we're talking about someone else soooo.............it doesn't count.

All in all pretty good weekend. I had fun getting away from Bud Man..............shit.....I mean it was nice spending time with the girls.

And the house was clean and the kids alive when I got home!!!!!

Cheer Competition

My Girls!!!!

We're heading out to UCA Nations in Orlando. Just me and the two older girls!!!

Oh yea and Aunt Flo......that fucking bitch shows up just as I'm leaving town every effin time!!!!

Bud Man and the babies will be own their own this weekend................I just hope he remembers to feed them!!!!

Keep your fingers crossed!!!!!

PICTURES!!!!!!

Pleasing Procrastinator and I the first day at the beach.


Chatting it up


Bud Man and I

Pleasing Procrastinator and Cooke

Yes Yes that is Prince C..............but look behind him.......hehehehe that skim-boarder took a dive!!!

Is that Cooke or.......a lobster?

That's my girl........trying to figure out how the hell sand got in her bellybutton!!
Ummmm hello......Its a beach!!!
My Girls . 16 and her 13Th Birthday!!!!!
And yes.....that IS a beer in my hand.

Blogging the next morning.....I do dream of your responses!!!

PP is all chocked up to be in a picture with Bud Man!!!!

What the fuck did you just put in your mouth???? I swear I can't leave that girl alone for a minute!!!!!!

Again???? Always sticking shit in her mouth
PP and May May on her 13Th Birthday

Lets Go!!!
I thank shes gonna do a cheer!!!!
Go Girl Go !!!!!

My burnt knees made me really , really tired..............it had nothing to do with two days at the beach and the night of drinking Margaritas!!!!!!!!


A bird shit on her leg.......LMAO.............Oh Jesus people if you could have been there..............she was all like...........................A BIRD JUST SHIT ON ME!!!!!!! Oh yea........everyone around us had to turn and look!!!!!!

Cool Kitty!!!

My Gang !!!!!!!

PP and I day 3

Wait wait................hang on.........was your stomach in? No. Neither was mine ............Lets try that one again.

Jeesh !!!! Take the picture already!!!! You think its easy to suck it in when I've already had a six pack???!!!!!
I'm about to pass out!!!!

I'm soooooo fuckin wore out.........................Oh and I hear you bitches judging me on my housekeeping skills.........for your information ..............WE do keep the clean laundry on the back of the couch!!!!

Can you believe I didn't take my camera out when we went to the bars??

You'll have to go tot PP site to see those pictures!!!!

Ready to make the drinks!!!

The 3 boys on stand-by.

Moo Moo and I are waiting for Pleasing Procrastinator to arrive.

These pictures were taken on Thursday. I'll try to update this tonight.

I promise!!!

Wisdom

Pearls of wisdom I said while under the influence of Ms.Bloody Mary ( you just know she a divorcee)

"You can't fix crazy."....................although you can make fun of it.

"Your entirely tooooo nice to people.".................................While your up will you get me another drink?

Lastly .......and this is really really good advice...............

Fuck'em!!!!

Pictures of Pleasing Procrastinator coming

She's Coming!!!!!

Pleasing Procrastinator is coming today...............excuse me while I dance around my kitchen.


OK......give me a min.........panting.............huff.............whew...............I should cut back on the cigarettes..............lil out of breath..........maybe I'll stick to singing.

We are lucky if we get to see each other once a year. But not this year.
Not once.
Not twice.
But an incredible 3 xs this year!!!!!!!!!!

I've got Frozen Drinks all ready for her!!!!!!!
I promise to take lots of pictures.......................I haven't forgotten The Picture War.........I intend to ambush her!...................................hehehehe.

I wonder how many hits I'll get from Google with that title?

My weekend

Friday.............Reestablish contact with the local library. Bud Man went to watch Cheer Girls softball game ( yes she does other things beside Cheer)

Saturday Night...... I had a brief but torrent affair with a bottle of vodka and Bloody Mary mix....that bitch Rocks! Some very close friends of ours came over for a cookout.....but I was eating healthy.......nothing but tomato's for me!

Had wild unforgettable sex with Bud Man .....but kinda forgot how it ended......I know its an oxymoron....but that's what eating healthy does to me!!!

Sunday ....woke up with the "Sex Swirl Do" in the back of my head.....(again its some kinda allergic reaction to the tomato's.....fucks my hair all up!!! ) Spent the day in my bed reading while Bud Man tortured the kids by watching a Lord Of The rings movie marathon.

All in All not a bad weekend.