Me: Hellllo Von Cockroach
Cockroach: Vhat?.........Vhere?...............Me?
Me: Yes you
Cockroach: No no you mistake me I am .....(clears throat)..........Mr. Palmetto Bug.
Me: No what you are is a fuckin cockroach!
Cockroach: No No , you only think I'm a cockroach.......
Doorbell rings
Out of town Guest: "Hi !!!! We made it ,what a horrible flight , but we're so happy to be here with you in Florida. I was just........(screams)................WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!!!!!!!"
Me: "What...... that? Oh that just a Florida Palmetto Bug.....No big deal really. Just a little ole bug. Their really harmless."
I say out of the side of my mouth........."Oh I'm so gonna kill your nasty ass when they leave"
Cockroach with smirk smile " You can try."
Cockroach: Vhat?.........Vhere?...............Me?
Me: Yes you
Cockroach: No no you mistake me I am .....(clears throat)..........Mr. Palmetto Bug.
Me: No what you are is a fuckin cockroach!
Cockroach: No No , you only think I'm a cockroach.......
Doorbell rings
Out of town Guest: "Hi !!!! We made it ,what a horrible flight , but we're so happy to be here with you in Florida. I was just........(screams)................WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!!!!!!!"
Me: "What...... that? Oh that just a Florida Palmetto Bug.....No big deal really. Just a little ole bug. Their really harmless."
I say out of the side of my mouth........."Oh I'm so gonna kill your nasty ass when they leave"
Cockroach with smirk smile " You can try."
12 comments:
I one time was overseas and went into the bathroom and there was one of those big Palmetto bugs on the toilet seat. I just said excuse me and left. I was taking no chances with that damn monster.
Yup. Those sonsabeeches never die. They just keep on procreating.
Now I have to look all over my house for a stupid Palmetto bug! Don't even know what it looks like but it scares me.
LOL..A bunch of us just had a discussion about the 'Florida palmetto' bug yesterday morning before class.
You know how much I hate them damn things. They freak me out because they just won't die.
FYI - if you step on them and they have eggs, the eggs will stick with your shoes and you track them wherever you walk. See I am learning some things in school.
ok...but what's this I hear about 'your car'??? waiting to hear the details.....
I swear you can hear those things' footsteps.
Gross! I HATE those things!! Did they think that giving them a little cutesy name would make them less offensive??? hahahaha!
Wear boots.
I detest those things!!! The ones out here wear six guns on their hips an swagger when they walk, I swear!
Fine. That's enough info to keep me here in the North.
UGH I had roaches the size of Palmetto bugs in Boston - we thought if we kept the lights on all night they wouldn't come out. But I'd go to use the bathroom and a 3" cockroach would be sittin there like : "'sup."
You need to get you one of those bug zapper things. It looks like a tennis racket, runs on batteries. Oh man....those bastid bugs that fly in my house...forgetaboutit. I chase those mothers around until i see the spark on the racket.
#2 entertains her children on a daily basis.
They call me the crazy bugzappinglady.
peace
#2
Liked the visual. Bahahaha!
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