Saturday, January 24, 2009

Shower anyone ?

I think our relationship has reached a level where I can tell you anything. That we've really gotten to know each other over the last 6 months. I feel this connection ,a bond that I can share secrets with you . Like anything I tell you will be just between us. That you won't judge me.....or if you do you'll do it quietly and from afar........ like I do with the things you tell me. So when I tell you I haven't showered in 5 days you will automatically be making excuses in your head as to why. Like maybe a blizzard hit while I was at the 7 eleven and I couldn't leave (even though I live in Florida.) Or I decided to go to a Africa to help the bushmen and everyone knows there isn't running water in the bush. But the truth is.................I'm lazy. Not a big surprise for those of you who know me. But ......well.........we've had a cold snap here in Florida and I just haven't felt like showering. A pathetic excuse for those of you that live in the Great North , I know.........but there it is. But you'll all be happy to know that I have showered today. And while I don't really look better I do smell better.

(I apologise to any bushmen I may have offended)

These are not Bushmen but a picture of 50% of my kids and all of Pleasing Procrastinators. I just thought it was a damn cute picture so I threw it in.


Noe Noe Girl...A Queen of all Trades. said...

I love you stinky! Glad you smell better! I have those lazy streaks myself!

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Noe Noe Girl...A Queen of all Trades. said...
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Noe Noe Girl...A Queen of all Trades. said...

Sorry for the delete~I got crazy for a second and posted twice~I'm going for a bath now!

Keeper Of All Things said...

See NNGirl.....just the thought of a bath is making you loopy!!!!

Grandma J said...

When a cold snap hits Florida it screws with the humidity...and dries out your skin. Showers only aggravate the very careful!

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Keeper Of All Things said...

Yes 5 days ...........hmmmmmm maybe thats why BudMan is a little testy

mom x 2 said...

Five days? I have those lazy days, but not usually 5 in a row haha! Glad you smell better :)

Our comp was in Fredricsburg VA this weekend. And I WISH we were going to Disney, but no. The closest we will get to Fl is Myrtle Beach in March :(

Pleasing Procrasinator said...

Okay five days is a little extreme...I was here feeling bad about my two days and already trying to psych myself up for a shower tomorrow.
I have to say the weather does play a big role in my hygiene also. It's cold, I stay home, in my pj's, why shower? You know many countries do not shower daily, when you do you are removing essential oils and protecting bodies from your skin.
I have to say we do make awfully adorable children.
BTW - when did the girls start their own blog?

Keeper Of All Things said...

Started their own blog yesterday

Holy Crappers said...

All I have to say is....EWWWWWWWWW
5 days??!!!!
Bet your coochie was smelling ripe.


The Incredible Woody said...

I went for 5 days once - while on a camping trip in west Texas. There was no way I was going to take a shower in a public shower that had only cold water and it was 45 degrees! Nope, wasn't going to happen.

PinkPiddyPaws said...

Is THAT what I've been smelling?? Damn!!! ;)

big hair envy said...

O. M. G. FIVE DAYS???? Gross:/ Is Bud Man still sleeping in the same room with you??? Bwahahaha!

Tami said...

That is a cute pic! It didn't come through on my reader though :(

The girls started a blog?? You must e-mail me the link!

Jason, as himself said...

"Bet your coochie was smelling ripe."

Leave it to the sistas! They really just tell it like it is, don't they?

By the way, thanks for delurking! Don't worry, there will be more things to vote on this week. Like, in a few minutes, strippers. Male ones.