This shower thing is really getting on my nerves!

I'm in the shower this morning when I realize....the water is getting colder and colder. Hmmmm.............so I start to fiddle with the knobs . It's not working......seems to be getting worse. At this time I start to have a teeny panic attack.........I hate cold water!!! But more importantly I realize I've only shaved one leg!! And I haven't shaved my legs since we went to Indy so I had some work to do!!! ( don't judge me it's been sorta cold here!)
I mean ,I could have tuffed it out and shaved in cold water. But I'm not really down with being uncomfortable. Refer back to I HATE COLD WATER.
So I did the only thing I could think of...........
I put conditioner on it.
Hey if its not smooth at least it's soft!!!!

Hey look what I did!!! I made this all by myself!!! Hell I even made the Cheerleaders!!!

On another note...........Sporty Girl made Honor Roll !!!!! Thank you......Thank you .......I........I mean she worked hard for it.

Shower again?

Conversation with Prince Charming this morning............

Me:............. Prince Charming get in the shower .

PC: ..............You made me take a shower before I went to the Pirate Parade. ( Yesterday )

Me:............. No I didn't .

PC: ..............Yes huh......the day before I did.

???????????

Apparently I'm not the only one who doesn't shower!!!!

Shower anyone ?

I think our relationship has reached a level where I can tell you anything. That we've really gotten to know each other over the last 6 months. I feel this connection ,a bond that I can share secrets with you . Like anything I tell you will be just between us. That you won't judge me.....or if you do you'll do it quietly and from afar........ like I do with the things you tell me. So when I tell you I haven't showered in 5 days you will automatically be making excuses in your head as to why. Like maybe a blizzard hit while I was at the 7 eleven and I couldn't leave (even though I live in Florida.) Or I decided to go to a Africa to help the bushmen and everyone knows there isn't running water in the bush. But the truth is.................I'm lazy. Not a big surprise for those of you who know me. But ......well.........we've had a cold snap here in Florida and I just haven't felt like showering. A pathetic excuse for those of you that live in the Great North , I know.........but there it is. But you'll all be happy to know that I have showered today. And while I don't really look better I do smell better.

(I apologise to any bushmen I may have offended)

These are not Bushmen but a picture of 50% of my kids and all of Pleasing Procrastinators. I just thought it was a damn cute picture so I threw it in.

Indy Trip

Thank You Pleasing Procrastinator for bringing me a nice warm coat!!!

CAUTION : Family and Friend pictures ahead!!!

Yep that's me looking like a yellow Kermit the frog!!!

Effin freezing my ass off!!!

We went to Indianapolis for a 2 day Cheer Competition. When I got off the plane I went outside to smoke. Took two hits off my cigarette and had to go back inside. Fuck That!!! Honestly I don't know how you people up north live in that shit. That is exactly why I moved from Indiana to Florida!!!

When I wasn't bundled up looking like a pissed on snowman ,the static was so bad my hair looked like a dandelion fluff!!

But I did get to see family and friends. So it was worth it.

That's me and Pleasing Procrastinator.
PP and I look like we had a really bad night!! Like she couldn't get out of her PJ's and I can't get far from a toilet!!!! Mmmm.....maybe that coffee isn't such a good idea.


Me and my parents



Bud Man and his parents.




That's Sporty Girl , Diva ( PP's daughter ) and Cheer Girl going to Competition.



Cousins






I have no idea how I got the pictures like this . Cold isn't it girls?


We really had a good time after PP and I found somewhere we could Smoke and drink warm.
How did they do?....You ask
All I can say is MY two girls gave a flawless routine.......however the other 27 girls on the team didn't.

Computer Crash!!!!

Sooooo...my computer crashed awhile ago. A friend of ours is fixing it. But for now all I have is Cheer Girls laptop. Can you say SLOOOOOOW. Should have computer back by next week.