Thursday, December 4, 2008

Happy Birthday!!!

Cheer Girl and LoveBug had a birthday yesterday.......16 and 11. Yes I guess we all know what I've got on my mind at least one time a year. Apparently I go into heat. When Cheer Girl told her friends that it was also her sisters birthday...they joked that they must be twins. Hmmmm..... Yes now that I think about it I was in labor for 5 years!!!!

Anyway.....I have some advice to tell you . If you are......thirty (cough) something......and have your 16yr old standing next to you , looking all BAM 20!!!!!..............people don't believe that your 29!!! Well let me tell you I AM!!!! Don't judge don't know ....maybe I was a really promiscuous girl!!


The Incredible Woody said...

That's right, dammit! I might have had children by 10, you don't know!!

Bahama Shores Mama said...

Wait a minute......I thought cheer girl was your sister????? Mwah!

Grandma J said...

Happy Birthday!!!
Just because they call you Mom doesn't mean a thing.

Its a bit scary when they start looking old enough to have grown men flirt with them. That's why this grandma carries heat.

Pleasing Procrasinator said...

MAYBE??!! Haha, Maybe not promiscuous but in heat I agree with.
I remember laughing at you for those 5 yrs straight. Someone would say, 'Have you talked to the Keeper and I would automatically say, she's pregnant.'
Still to this day when someone asks me, I laugh and say Oh No.(even tho we know it SHOULDN'T happen)

PinkPiddyPaws said...'s better to be considered extremely promiscuous instead of old? ha..ha.ha.. I did NOT know that. Thanks for the tip. :)

Big Hair Envy said...

Hahahahaha! Happy Birthday, girls:) Keep telling your mom that she doesn't look a day over 30!!!! Those are the same instructions I give to my 16 year old......and ALL of her friends.

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Snooty Primadona said...

Let me guess... you get all hawt for hubby in the early Spring? Heh hehe

I gave up trying to pass myself off as younger. Now, I prefer for people to think I look great for my age, rather than the alternative (that I look ancient for my age), lol.