Tuesday, November 4, 2008

McDonalds ??

I have a question for McDonald's. ....................Where's my effing ICE?!!!!
I mean COME ON. 5 fuckin
cubes in a gallon of pop??? How the hell does this make sense?! I need ICE people!!! Get it off that carasol thingy and give me some ice . Is that to hard? Is ice to expensive? I got a great idea for you to make up the money....................quit using those "Checked Twice" stickers.........you ain't effing checking it twice!!!! You bunch of liars!!
God knows your making up money on the Sweet Tea. You got me all hooked on it......then jacked the price up........kinda like a drug dealer..................oh yea hehehe.........I just likened Micky Dees to a drug dealer!!!! He does kinda look like a dealer............all baggy pants.......hair everywhere....lipstick all on the OUTSIDE of your lips!! Always hanging out with kids and crackheads who steals?................(Hamburgler)........Hmmmm..........Actually he might have come in handy back in the day!
He even had the law on his side ...(Mayor McCheese) I don't know what the fuck Grimace is. I can only assume he was some sort of body guard!!
What the hell were these people on when they came up with those characters? I know it was the 70's ....but damn was everyone dropping acid ?


That's it .......I'm going to Burger King.......he knows how to treat a lady.
Have It Your Way?!!!...............You betcha I Will !!

12 comments:

PinkPiddyPaws said...

Damn woman.. I think you might need to lay off the hard stuff (sweet tea). You are a little scary here! ;)

The Incredible Woody said...

You want ice? Every McD's that I have been to gives like the entire cup full of ice and just an itty-biity drop of drink!

Renaissance Woman said...

I agree with you...had the same experience the last couple of times I went. But I thought that this was just the McDonald's by my house, but I feel better that it's at yours as well. Guess that wasn't really the support you were looking for...sorry.

Big Hair Envy said...

That Burger King guy is CA-REEPY! I'd stay away from him if I were you!!!

P.S. You may want to consider switching to "Unsweetened" next time...

Grandma J said...

I'm with Woody. Not just McD's, but all the drive-thru places give me all ice and just a few sips of soda.

Of course we can all avoid the whole ice thing, and go to Wendy's and get a frosty

Snooty Primadona said...

Whoo Hoo... You Go Girl! I NEVER go to MacD's any more since the kids have been grown.

My Metabolic Rate is Stuck said...

And WHY NOT X=mas in Indiana?? Afraid it will be too cold...you might get stranded here? :)

Janie said...

They jacked up the price of TEA? Are you kidding me?

QueenofPlanetHotflash said...

LMAO Great Post!

Nanny Goats In Panties said...

Mickey D's is on my list right now because they lie about the Monopoly Game. You order the big ass fries and the big ass drink and you get jack playing pieces. You're lucky if you get it on the burger.

sista #2 said...

We were smoking pot in the 70's...........

Mayor McCheese was the bomb.


Ice??? they NEVER give you enough of that shit......fucking tards.


peace
#2

x said...

I also noticed there's not enough ice in their soft drinks. I still appreciate McDonalds because I met my hubby there.

We shared a chocolate milkshake there last year and 10 dates later he proposed to me with a gorgeous diamond engagement ring from www.idonowidont.com which was sweet.

We won't have our wedding in a Mcdonalds though!