Thursday, July 10, 2008

WTF Friday

OK What the fuck are all these "awards"?!!!!! How can I get one? Do I kick ass or kiss ass? Cause I'm a ass kissing bitch!!!! IDK You show me the ass and I'll kiss it. I love kissing cybor bloggy ass...mmmmm...
MAYAW.......SMOOCH........hey doesn't smooch kinda look like scotch......yummy scotch.....on the rocks......(mouth salivating....licking lips)......wha...what were we talking about? Oh yea "Awards"
Can I make up my own?
I have print shop I'm sure I can whip something up.I think I'll call it
"Beer N Cheese " award
because there ain't nothing in life that you do or eat that Beer N Cheese can't make it better! That's the truth....Really think about it....
Your having a shitty day what do you do about it ? BEER!!!
Your eating a nasty hot dog what do you need ? CHEESE!!
Trust me friends I've put some thought into the whole Beer n Cheese thing works really does!!! You let me know what you think about this theory.
******20 min later*********
Sooooo it turns out I can whip up a pretty decent looking Award ................but then I can't figure out how to get it to my blog.
maybe a little to much Beer N Cheese for me?
Well shit looks like I'll be waiting for someone else's "Award"!!!!
Get it if you have the Beer N Cheese award you can't do any better?!!!


Pleasing Procrasinator said...

Oh c'mon, you were so going to figure this out last night. Maybe a sober keeper can do this..Haha!
I would be impressed. Just call our hero, NY. She can do it, she can do anything.

Chesapeake Bay Woman said...

Allow me to bestow upon you this award: the "At least I'm not as technically challenged as CBW Award." I only TODAY learned how to create a link, and I still have no freaking idea how to put any pictures on other than from my camera. Pretty much anything other than one picture and some text is the extent of my expertise.

Congratulations! You're not as technically challenged as you think!

Keeper Of All Things said...

Thank You CBW
I'd like to thank all the little people who helped me get this award!!
and by little people I mean Nuerotically Yours
That girl is short!!!
Anyway ...anything tech on my site I go to her.....
(sheepishly says.....Bahama mama just showed me how to link 3 days ago)
But still I accept this award LOL
Thank You!!!!

PinkPiddyPaws said...

ha..ha..ha... bloggy awards, gotta love them!

Actually, making your own award is exactly how it starts, AND you get to be the ORIGINAL award holder, which means folks are supposed to link back to you when they award it to someone else. :)

I'd give you an award, but the blog rule is, when you get an award, you pass it on. Sadly, I haven't gotten one in a while. Sorry!

Neurotically Yours: said...

Thank you, thank you, I'm here to please, I mean help! Sorry, I got distracted ;)

Big Hair Envy said...

Hi there! Technologically Crippled here. I am SO impressed that you created your own award!

Snooty Primadona said...

I love the idea of a Beer & Cheese Award! You need to do it...

I'm planning to give a few more awards out next week, so don't go making me spoil the *surprise* girlfriend, lol.

If it makes you feel any better, I had to steal my first two awards, hehehehe... The one I'm giving now is only my 2nd award and I've been blogging for almost 8 months.

I guess I'm going to have to try & make one of my own... as if this dum blonde could, lol.

QueenofPlanetHotflash said...

no rule anywhere that says DON"T MAKE YOUR OWN AWARD FOR YOUR BLOG
Make all ya want and award them to who you want even yourself lmao
Thanks for stoppin by Jules :)

Keeper Of All Things said...

How do you steal a virtural award?!!!!!
Now I'm blond and confused!!!

sista #2 said...

see...i miss this bitchfest of a blog. Remember...I had houseguests last week. I am just now catching up on all of my blogs.