Friday, July 18, 2008

Reciepe for Love!!

OK ladies I thought I'd share a recipe with ya that I got from my summer reading!!
"What........a recipe?"
I know.........I'm not good at recipes but this one promises to be good Really good!!!!
OK let's clear the room...........
"All the uptight ladies leave in
3
2
1
Cum Sweetener !!!!!!
2 cups fresh squeezed OJ (like I'm ever gonna squeeze my own OJ)
6 hulled strawberries (does this mean cleaned and cut?)
1/4 cp blueberries
1 cp peaches sliced
1 banana
1tbs powered sugar
4 ice cubes
Blend on high
That's right a recipe to make your man's Love Lava,Snake Oil,his Liquid Love ,his Astronaut Juice taste better!!!!!
Bud Man has graciously agreed to be the Guinea Cock.......I mean Guinea Pig for this experiment. Oh don't even act like you don't need a recipe like this 'cause we've all done it or least tried it once. And I bet not one of ya were like "Mmmmmmm....Damn that is good. What do you mean I have to wait 20 min for more?!!!!!"
I think we found out that 20min was a lie!!!! But it doesn't all have to be a lie........
Try it.......Who knows !!!!!!!!
The book I got this from is called Tickle his Pickle



11 comments:

PinkPiddyPaws said...

Too complicated girlie! Ranger just eats lots of pineapple for a few days and... yum! yum! I'm a happy, lip smacking kitteh. ;)

meow!

Keeper Of All Things said...

I'll keep that in mind!!!!

Newmie said...

So, did it work?

Sadly I used to see products for the company that lists that book among its inventory.;)

Neurotically Yours: said...

You are a nut!! I can hear Bud Man and my man discussing this one - ROFL!!!!!

Joey said...

This is frickin' disgusting..lol.

At least he can use that as an excuse to get more lovins.

Pleasing Procrasinator said...

Let me know how this works for you. I am allergic to oranges and he is to strawberries. I believe I'll have to suffer with the rest of the fools that do not read your blog.

My Metabolic Rate is Stuck said...

Been there ! Done That ! We have the book! Our neighbor sells'Pure Romance'...just ask PP...I just gave her a bog of stuff!

sista #2 said...

Can't i just dip his tallywhacker..peni..crankshaft...lovestick... in the drink to make me enjoy it better? WTF they have all the damn fun.

peace
#2

Gretchen said...

OMG! I won't let my hubby read this. Give him too many ideas.

Snooty Primadona said...

So, does this mean once we serve the cocktail we HAVE TO do it? I'm with #2. Can't I just dip it in something tasty for the act? Then Spit? I gag so easily, lol.

Keeper Of All Things said...

OK ladies really alot of good suggestions!!!!
....now i'm thinking of keeping some scotch beside the bed to dip it in!!!!