I have questions about my bloggy friends.
First question goes to Holy Crappers
How in the hell do you keep a secret?!!!
I don't have any secrets because I tell all (much to the delight of Bud Man).......I can't keep a secret!!!(just ask Pleasing Procrastinator)
Sometimes I don't even mean to tell.....it just sorta pops out.
I don't know how you keep the blog a secret.
I talk to my friends about it all the time.
And now here is the really important question for Holy Crappers
How....Oh how....do you intend to explain how you know Pleasing Procrastinator and myself when we show up at your house to party with ya all?!!!!!
Question for Ask Grandma J
Why are there no pictures of you?
Do you look like Grandma from Walton's Mountain?...... home baked cookies and pies...grinding your own flour to insure your family has the best?!
Do you look like Two N a Half Men grandma?..........all Hot and miniskirtishs?!! hm mm I don't think that's a word but you get my point.
How about if you show us just your eyes like Wilson from Home Improvement?
See all the TV references....that's why I don't watch it anymore!!
Next question goes to Pink Piddy Paws
How do you have such a well adjusted break-up?
Your so nice....to nice.
You should be driving by his house 50x a night
Slashing tires if he's home with someone Else!!!
Calling his friends to "chat"....secretly finding out if he's miserable!!!
Better yet you should be dating his friends!!!
Come on I'll pick you up and we'll go grab some beer and stake-out his house...I mean hunt him down......no no I mean check on him...YEA!!!!!..(Jumping up fist punching into air above my head....looking like Tom Cruise on Dave Letterman)
Ouch I think I hurt myself.....maybe we should just blog about it some more.
In case your wondering I'm just kidding....calm down. I would never do anything like that...till it's me....Then it's a whole new ball game!!
I hope I didn't offend anybody with these Questions
I don't know why Pink Piddy Paws questions are so small!