Wednesday, July 9, 2008

8 kids
7 days
6 adults
10hr drive
WE SURVIVED!!!

We had a great time on Lake Norris TN. The lake House was beautiful. The only thing was it had a lot of steps. 122 steps. From the very top of the loft to the bottom of the boat dock. My legs were burning like a bitch after that first day!!!! Just as I was about to get to the main level I'd have to take a break. Neurotically yours and I came up the steps together and did some heavy breathing in the kitchen for about 15 min. I just want to point out that Neurotically Yours is younger then I ,and nevered smoked and is in just as bad shape as me.
Does this make you feel better about yourself? ....you ask

HELL YEA !!!! Hey if it takes my friends looking as weak ass as me then I'm OK with that.


Here's a chart our smart ass kids started to keep track of how many times someone fell down the staires. This pic was taken in the beginning of the week so not a lot of marks on it. Believe me it had more by the time we left!

Ahhh the mighty men on cooler patrol.....Have you ever seen so many testosterone flying around as when men are getting the cooler full of ice and beer?

Hmmm....you may be right ....Cooking on the grill is definitely testosterone time #1.

Poor Bud Man........just plain tuckered out from getting and drinking the beer......keep your eye on the hat friends it keeps coming back!

Another tuckered man!!! Trying to hide....peek a boo!!!

The ladies and I decided to do a little line dancing so we put a video in.



And damn if that didn't excite the hell out of Double D. ( I have to admit I find myself hard pressed not to spank that bononcka donk of Neurotically Yours too) Oh and look at the perfect form I have!!



Let the drinking games begin!!!!


Neurotically Yours is shifting the blame.....she must have been losing!



I think the spirit of a dead hillbilly was living in the hat and possessed the wearer!!!!!............A angry hillbilly!!!


This is what we drove home in almost the whole way ....and friends I felt close to Jesus....I did.....I could have performed a miracle myself!!!

What miracle?....you ask

If I'd had a lump of coal I could have shoved it up my ass and made a diamond.........cause I was so fucking uptight coming off that mountain in the rain.....even Bud Man ask if I might need a Loopy pill!!!!

Neurotically Yours has a slide show with more pictures.....I might be a little to BLOND to figure out how the slide thing works

11 comments:

Philly said...

Do you ever watch and listen to guys when setting up coolers?
If everything in their life was done so precisely!!

#1

Big Hair Envy said...

What #1 said. And, I might add, the same attention is paid to the grill and ANYTHING that goes on it.

When you start crapping diamonds, let me know. I'd like to do a post on that. Bahahahaha!

Lori said...

Looks like a lot of fun - you just can't beat drinking games and napping!

gaining some lb's said...

Bout time you got back.

I hate driving in rain...scares the diamonds out of my ass.

Guys and coolers....puhleeese...we need to make a film about that.

peace
#2

PinkPiddyPaws said...

Heya Jules,

Thanks for stopping by and your kind words. Of course, now I'm racking my brain trying to figure out which one it is! :P Does it count if I was "almost in love"??...sigh...

I love the "Bud Man" and cast of characters here. Can't wait to read more of your adventures!

Welcome to the Kitty Korral.

meow!
kitty

Pleasing Procrasinator said...

You're not too blond to figure out the slide thing...you're too lazy, c'mon we know you.
NY is making it hard not to slap the ass.
Did the hat make you any better line dancer?
Agreeing with sista #1.

Pleasing Procrasinator said...

By the way, let NY's husband know I am thinking that picture deserves a post.
Your man in the hb hat, flipping everyone off and all. He has come soooo far living with the likes of you.... hehehe.

QueenofPlanetHotflash said...

Hey y'all weren't far from me and you had beer *sigh* looks like fun was had by all



Thanks for stopping by my blog :)

Neurotically Yours: said...

The cooler talks nothing compared to roasting the pig, right Keeper??

Ok, Where Was I? said...

What an amazing house. And I would so be trying on some old (ie "skinny") jeans when I got home after all those stairs to see if they fit again.

In response to your comment: booger picking men aren't in any way cute. At some point I will have to stop them.

Snooty Primadona said...

OMG! I'll come back as soon as I quit laughing....