I was tagged by The Queen

Seven

Seven things I plan to do before I die

1. Hold my grand babies and Yes I will still be 29
2. Travel to a foreign country......and Canada doesn't count!!
3. Take a cruise. And I'm not talking about the wal-mart parking lot at Christmas time
4. Have a better relationship with my Mother and Father.........and my sisters.....and brother.....Pretty much my whole family........Hmmm is there a common denominator in this picture?
5. Own my own boat...even though I can mooch off my friends and not have to pay for it,dock it ,clean it,buy gas.....wait...never mind ....I think I'll just stick to mooching .

7 Things I can do

1. I can pump my own gas.....for all you people that wondered over from PinkPiddy
2. I can tie a cherry stem in a knot with my tongue.........stupid free drinks bar trick.
3. I can alienate my In-Laws 10 minutes after being with them.....Hmmmm I think this goes back to family relations problem. Or you could take my word for it...........It is all their fault!!!!
4. I can do lots of things. I'm sure I can.....it's just that every thing I think of sounds stupid like....Duh !! We can all do that!! So I'm going to quit this list and go on.

7 things I can't do

1. I can't pass for 21.......maybe 29.....OK you bitches.....I can't pass for 29 either!!! Jeesh I get it!!
2. I can't do sex on the bathroom floor, or the shower, or the backseat of a car, or .....you know what ? We'll just leave it at that!!
3. I can't have anymore babies....well technically I can But Bud Man shut his factory down so it's the same thing.
4. Apparently I can't follow directions cause I'm leaving this list at 4 and the first one at 5 .

7 things that attract me to the opposite sex

1. Bud Man
2. Bud Man
3. Bud Man
4. Bud Man
5. Bud Man
6. Bud Man
7. Bud Man

7 things I say most often

1. Where's the damn phone?
2. Brush your teeth. ......With four kids I say this at least 30 times a day!!
3. Go ask your Dad...... I'm always willing to pass the buck.
4. Where's my eyeliner,brush,mascara?...... Teenage Girls....don't cha just love 'em?
5. Why?!!! Why would you____?...... Remember I have a 9yr old Boy!!
6. I love you ......... This is a must for a large family!!
7. I say Bitch allot.......but in a good way!!

7 Celebrity Crushes

1. Leo DiCaprio....Yea I call him Leo
2. Captian McHottie in the movie Transformer
3. Kurt Cobain....He was all like dirty hot and in pain.
4. Elijah Wood...I could spread him on toast and eat him up!!
5. David Grohl.....Who doesn't?!!! The mans a musical genius!!
6. Matt Damon....Mmmm thinking Bourne Idenity
7. Edgar from Deadliest Catch!!!!

7 people who need to do this

1. Pleasing Procrastinator
2. Constantly Stressed
3. Bahama Shores Mama
4. Neurotically Yours
5. Holy Crappers
6. Big Hair Envy
7. Grandma J
8. Mrs. Snooty

I told you people I don't follow direction very well!!