While on vacation we stayed at the House of Stairs......bets were being taken to see who would injure themselves first, falling down the stairs. Bud Man and Mrs.D were the forerunners........All those stairs .....122 to be exact.and Bud Man gets tipsy and trips on the threshold and rips his big toenail off......I know.... ewwww.....makes me shudder thinking about it.
The moral of this story.......... never bet on drunk people.....you just can't predict whats gonna happen!!!!!!!!!
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Wait.. the morale is NOT to bet on drunk people? Are you kidding? I'm totally betting on the drunk people to do something stupid! It's always the best and you get to harass them about it every time they are sober for the REST of their LIVES!
Like my friend who pulled the drawer out of the dresser and proceeded to use it as a toilet. Yeah, wasn't her house.. HI-LAR-RI-OUS!!
That's a heck of a lot of stairs!!!! My problem wouldn't be falling down it would be how the hell do I get back up?? Did the house come with an elevator? No amount of alcohol would make that climb a fun one :)
Thanks for stopping by my blog, and as a fellow cheer mom of a cheerleader on 3 teams, driving is the best thing!
I'd probably fall down those steps sober.
I think I would access the place from the backyard. At least when I was leaving, and roll down the hill.
I wouldn't make it up those things drunk or sober. I would have to sleep in the car, and pee in the lake.
I'm thinking that I would never make it back up those steps!
The more I drink, the more I smoke, therefore I would never make it up those stairs.
Okay...I think the morale of the story is to find a different location to vacation. That is a lot of steps!
I believe we must have been in that same house two years ago. (Were you in the Outer Banks??!!) I chose to use the elevator!!!
Unfortunately, when WE go on vacation, the children are the ones who take bets on the drunks...Bahahahaha! We've been vacationing together WAY too long:)
My thighs quiver just looking at those stairs. Sorry about Bud Man's toe.
Ummm.....the spelling police just wishes to point out that you failed to fix your spelling update whilst you were leaving edited messages for me.
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