MY WEEKEND

Friday night------I discovered Grandma J has a Little game at the bottom of her blog............So I played it for 3 hours!!!

Saturday--------Oxygen Network has on reruns of Americas Top Model......................I watched 5 hours of it!!!!!

Sunday-----------Bravo channel had on ..................oh yea.................Americas Top Model!!!!!
9 HOURS I watched!!!!!
9 Hours of my life sucked down the drain.
I'm such a loser!
I feel a little dizzy .
I have grown-up things to do today and I don't know if I can operate heavy machinery!!!
The weekend is sort of a blur..........I feel hungover, though I didn't drink.
My house is trashed!!!! And I didn't even have a party!!
I killed brain cells this weekend People...........Important brain cells that I need to get through this week.
I need a vitamin shot or something.......
At least a Pepsi........wait..........Oh great the kids drank the rest of my Pepsi!!!!!
Damn the kids!!!!
Damn Grandma J.
And damn the Geniuses at Bravo & Oxygen!!!

Now if you'll excuse me I need to wash the Funk that was my life this weekend ,and try to be a Responsible Adult.

We were watching home videos the other day, and in one of them you can clearly hear my mother talking behind the camera.
Bud Man says........."Why is your Mother at our house taping?
Me.........."I was just thinking the same thing!" Scary how we think alike at times.
So we start looking for clues.....
It's the cape cod house on such n such street.
Sporty girl is this old ...
Ahhh Haaaa.........I see coats , it must be winter.
I remember that outfit Cheer Girl has on .......
I'm not really sure how this was all suppose to help but we felt like we were making progress on figuring out why the hell my mother is at the house video taping.Then you can see the camera being set down, and coming out from behind it.....................
was ME!!!!!
I thought Bud Man was going to bust a gut laughing so hard!!!!

Prison??

Ever feel like your in a prison of your own making?

This shower thing is really getting on my nerves!

I'm in the shower this morning when I realize....the water is getting colder and colder. Hmmmm.............so I start to fiddle with the knobs . It's not working......seems to be getting worse. At this time I start to have a teeny panic attack.........I hate cold water!!! But more importantly I realize I've only shaved one leg!! And I haven't shaved my legs since we went to Indy so I had some work to do!!! ( don't judge me it's been sorta cold here!)
I mean ,I could have tuffed it out and shaved in cold water. But I'm not really down with being uncomfortable. Refer back to I HATE COLD WATER.
So I did the only thing I could think of...........
I put conditioner on it.
Hey if its not smooth at least it's soft!!!!

Hey look what I did!!! I made this all by myself!!! Hell I even made the Cheerleaders!!!

On another note...........Sporty Girl made Honor Roll !!!!! Thank you......Thank you .......I........I mean she worked hard for it.

Shower again?

Conversation with Prince Charming this morning............

Me:............. Prince Charming get in the shower .

PC: ..............You made me take a shower before I went to the Pirate Parade. ( Yesterday )

Me:............. No I didn't .

PC: ..............Yes huh......the day before I did.

???????????

Apparently I'm not the only one who doesn't shower!!!!

Shower anyone ?

I think our relationship has reached a level where I can tell you anything. That we've really gotten to know each other over the last 6 months. I feel this connection ,a bond that I can share secrets with you . Like anything I tell you will be just between us. That you won't judge me.....or if you do you'll do it quietly and from afar........ like I do with the things you tell me. So when I tell you I haven't showered in 5 days you will automatically be making excuses in your head as to why. Like maybe a blizzard hit while I was at the 7 eleven and I couldn't leave (even though I live in Florida.) Or I decided to go to a Africa to help the bushmen and everyone knows there isn't running water in the bush. But the truth is.................I'm lazy. Not a big surprise for those of you who know me. But ......well.........we've had a cold snap here in Florida and I just haven't felt like showering. A pathetic excuse for those of you that live in the Great North , I know.........but there it is. But you'll all be happy to know that I have showered today. And while I don't really look better I do smell better.

(I apologise to any bushmen I may have offended)

These are not Bushmen but a picture of 50% of my kids and all of Pleasing Procrastinators. I just thought it was a damn cute picture so I threw it in.

Indy Trip

Thank You Pleasing Procrastinator for bringing me a nice warm coat!!!

CAUTION : Family and Friend pictures ahead!!!

Yep that's me looking like a yellow Kermit the frog!!!

Effin freezing my ass off!!!

We went to Indianapolis for a 2 day Cheer Competition. When I got off the plane I went outside to smoke. Took two hits off my cigarette and had to go back inside. Fuck That!!! Honestly I don't know how you people up north live in that shit. That is exactly why I moved from Indiana to Florida!!!

When I wasn't bundled up looking like a pissed on snowman ,the static was so bad my hair looked like a dandelion fluff!!

But I did get to see family and friends. So it was worth it.

That's me and Pleasing Procrastinator.
PP and I look like we had a really bad night!! Like she couldn't get out of her PJ's and I can't get far from a toilet!!!! Mmmm.....maybe that coffee isn't such a good idea.


Me and my parents



Bud Man and his parents.




That's Sporty Girl , Diva ( PP's daughter ) and Cheer Girl going to Competition.



Cousins






I have no idea how I got the pictures like this . Cold isn't it girls?


We really had a good time after PP and I found somewhere we could Smoke and drink warm.
How did they do?....You ask
All I can say is MY two girls gave a flawless routine.......however the other 27 girls on the team didn't.

Computer Crash!!!!

Sooooo...my computer crashed awhile ago. A friend of ours is fixing it. But for now all I have is Cheer Girls laptop. Can you say SLOOOOOOW. Should have computer back by next week.

Reason 2,891 Why I love BudMan!!

Ay Yep , that's us and our friends!!! It was a Pimp and Ho party. Everyone flipped it except me. I guess I'm just a Ho a heart!! Can you guess witch one is BudMan?!!

There he is !!!!! My man didn't go as no high class Ho. No no, he went as a nasty South side, seven Eleven, dirty feet porno Ho!! And no that's not me , you bitches!!! But the Bunny does make a pretty girl huh? I'm down in front in pink.
Took me two days to cure that hangover and to shower!!!! I'm a little nasty myself.
I drink a Toast to my friends ( but really I'll drink to anything )
They are not afraid to put it all out there!!!!!!

Oh shit I forgot to tell you the best part.....BudMan has oranges with baby nipples taped to them for boobs!!!!

Christmas Cheer Is Not Here!!!

My life is going by to fast.
Where did all my little ones go?
No one believes in Santa ......except for the last........
And that's only for show!!!

My kids are spoiled
At times,even rotten
Oh what a coil...
Their to big to beat their bottom!!!!

I worry , I fret
I don't know what to get

The 16yr old wants a car.
The 12yr old wants to be a star
The 11yr old wants a horse
And the 9yr old wants everything of course!!!!

Remember the days when Christmas was new?
When you knew just what to do.

I remember the days when my babies were young
When Santa was real
And all the whistles and bells were rung
I knew how to just feel !!!

Find the perfect gift !!!!
I try
That's just a myth !!!
I cry

Brandy and egg nog , It's just what I need
A little bit of down time, just for me.
I'll read a book and drink a beer
I'll find that damn Holiday Cheer!!!!!

Happy Birthday!!!

Cheer Girl and LoveBug had a birthday yesterday.......16 and 11. Yes I guess we all know what I've got on my mind at least one time a year. Apparently I go into heat. When Cheer Girl told her friends that it was also her sisters birthday...they joked that they must be twins. Hmmmm..... Yes now that I think about it I was in labor for 5 years!!!!



Anyway.....I have some advice to tell you . If you are......thirty (cough) something......and have your 16yr old standing next to you , looking all BAM 20!!!!!..............people don't believe that your 29!!! Well let me tell you I AM!!!! Don't judge me.....you don't know ....maybe I was a really promiscuous girl!!