Cheer Girl and LoveBug had a birthday yesterday.......16 and 11. Yes I guess we all know what I've got on my mind at least one time a year. Apparently I go into heat. When Cheer Girl told her friends that it was also her sisters birthday...they joked that they must be twins. Hmmmm..... Yes now that I think about it I was in labor for 5 years!!!!
Anyway.....I have some advice to tell you . If you are......thirty (cough) something......and have your 16yr old standing next to you , looking all BAM 20!!!!!..............people don't believe that your 29!!! Well let me tell you I AM!!!! Don't judge me.....you don't know ....maybe I was a really promiscuous girl!!
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That's right, dammit! I might have had children by 10, you don't know!!
Wait a minute......I thought cheer girl was your sister????? Mwah!
Happy Birthday!!!
Just because they call you Mom doesn't mean a thing.
Its a bit scary when they start looking old enough to have grown men flirt with them. That's why this grandma carries heat.
MAYBE??!! Haha, Maybe not promiscuous but in heat I agree with.
I remember laughing at you for those 5 yrs straight. Someone would say, 'Have you talked to the Keeper and I would automatically say, she's pregnant.'
Still to this day when someone asks me, I laugh and say Oh No.(even tho we know it SHOULDN'T happen)
Soooo...it's better to be considered extremely promiscuous instead of old? ha..ha.ha.. I did NOT know that. Thanks for the tip. :)
Hahahahaha! Happy Birthday, girls:) Keep telling your mom that she doesn't look a day over 30!!!! Those are the same instructions I give to my 16 year old......and ALL of her friends.
Let me guess... you get all hawt for hubby in the early Spring? Heh hehe
I gave up trying to pass myself off as younger. Now, I prefer for people to think I look great for my age, rather than the alternative (that I look ancient for my age), lol.
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