Sister SoldierI'm mad!!! Really mad. It's the pre vacation madness that hits the week before we leave. And because Sister Soldier and BUD MAN seem to be vying for first place,I've decided to determine a winner and give the prize!! The prize being a embarrassing story for today's blog. Now I really think BUD MAN is a overachiever in competing to piss me off so of course he locked this one down tight.
What did he do? You ask
Lets just say it involved his complete disregard of any I opinion I had on readying ourselves yesterday! Me! Me! The one who's been packing up 4 kids for family vacations for the past 15 yrs. Hrmph......what an ass..........did I say that out loud?
OK OK!! Settle down do goody housewives I'm not even gonna come close to the really good stories.
About 10 yrs ago when we lived a couple of hours from his parents house BUD MAN decided to drag ...I mean take me there,I could soooo get side tracked with the whole in-law thing but I'll save those stories ,this is what happen when we left.
We load up kids ,babies and bags. Its winter so this kinda sucks (Indiana). Say the hour long good-byes.(theres a hour I'll never get back). As we are backing out of the drive way, of course he is still talking to The In-Laws
He's looking behind us with his head out the window saying good bye and backing up and I see...............his shoulders twitch. Hmmm...whats this? as he pulls his head in and looks at me (like a dear in headlights) it ucures to me what just happen.
Can you guess?
Think about it!
Here it comes !!!
He rolled his head up in the window!!!!!
OH................MY...................GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Did you..............did you just roll your head up in the window??!!!! laughing hysterically............You did!!!!!
You just rolled your own head up in the window!!!
At this point there really is no controlling me!!!!
Tears (and maybe just alil bit of pee) escape me.
As I finally calmed down.........a thought runs through my mind.........if I seen his shoulders twitch...............what the hell did his parents see standing not 5 ft from the truck?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh man I definitely peed a lil on that thought!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm giggling right now just thinking about it.
Well that's when I knew BUD MAN was NOT the multi-tasking kinda guy. He has other super powers but I'm not in the mood to play nice today so I'll save those stories for a later time.
Soo.....the moral of this blog.......don't mess with me . I have dirt, and I'm not afraid of sharing!!
