What happen to my shampoo?

I got in the shower this morning and went to shampoo my hair, as I squeezed out the shampoo .....it's mostly water!!!!!............those damn kids..(yes I turned into the villain in a scooby doo cartoon)..
So I got to thinking who was in the shower last?......My first thought is....Prince Charming
His last shower was...........
he showered when we went to................
Hmmmmm...that's funny I can't remember the last time he showered.
When I got out, I asked him
"When was your last shower?"
"What?".......he's buying time............a trick he learned from his Dad
"When is the last time you showered?"
"Oh yea........I was going to shower last night........but.......I ......mumbling"
"When?!"
" I don't know"
Now Bud Man steps up to help him out.Guess he figures being the only two males in the Keep of Women they should stick together.
"Didn't you take one Friday?".......which is still 4 days ago!!!
I guess it was a male bonding moment between them 'cause Prince C says
"Oh yea that's right"
Now don't they know by now that my Super Powers include knowing when anyone in the family is lying?!!!
SIGH..loudly......
I'll have to let this one slide.
But on the bright side Prince C was in the pool. Chlorine cleaned him....right?
Well that's what I'm going with!!!
Oh yea...I still don't know who watered my shampoo!!!