POOP OR SCOOP

I thought I'd put this one up again for http://menapausalmama.blogspot.com/ Holy Crappers

.I think the title clues all in on what this is about, but just in case I'll tell ya. I happen to have an extraordinarily high number of stories of poo ,and no I'm not talking about that SILLY OLE BEAR. I'm talking straight up shit.Well I do have 3 lil' Princess Peabodies running around and 1 Prince Peabody!!!! So I thought I'd share some of them with you.
I also have the most stupid facts and little known things floating around in my head. So I thought if I told you all ..well then ......YOU could then have stupid facts floating in your head.
Let's start with THE POOP.
We have an incredible phenomenon in our house. I'll go into the bathroom ...and there it is ........a toilet full of shit. So I go to where my children are and ask very nicely "Who was in the bathroom last?"
NOT ME, NOT ME , NOT ME ,(Teenager covers phone) NOT ME .
"Could you all come with me?"

So there we are all gathered around the toilet full of shitt.
Now my children are looking at me as if I'm the talking toilet full of shit!
Then they start to account their whereabouts.When they can see that's not working they start to tell on each other. The whole thing ands up with someone yelling(usually me) someone crying (usually one of them)and just have to say THE PHANTOM SHITTER strikes again.
I'll let you in on a lil' secret .
THE PHANTOM SHITTER has been known to travel.
BEWARE