McDonalds ??

I have a question for McDonald's. ....................Where's my effing ICE?!!!!
I mean COME ON. 5 fuckin cubes in a gallon of pop??? How the hell does this make sense?! I need ICE people!!! Get it off that carasol thingy and give me some ice . Is that to hard? Is ice to expensive? I got a great idea for you to make up the money....................quit using those "Checked Twice" stickers.........you ain't effing checking it twice!!!! You bunch of liars!!
God knows your making up money on the Sweet Tea. You got me all hooked on it......then jacked the price up........kinda like a drug dealer..................oh yea hehehe.........I just likened Micky Dees to a drug dealer!!!! He does kinda look like a dealer............all baggy pants.......hair everywhere....lipstick all on the OUTSIDE of your lips!! Always hanging out with kids and crackheads who steals?................(Hamburgler)........Hmmmm..........Actually he might have come in handy back in the day!
He even had the law on his side ...(Mayor McCheese) I don't know what the fuck Grimace is. I can only assume he was some sort of body guard!!
What the hell were these people on when they came up with those characters? I know it was the 70's ....but damn was everyone dropping acid ?

That's it .......I'm going to Burger King.......he knows how to treat a lady.
Have It Your Way?!!!...............You betcha I Will !!