My Pictures Of Suwannee Jamfest

The fun begins!!!!!!




We were still setting up when......thats right ......a stripper pole come through!!!!!


This is our golf cart!!!! G-spot made the wheel on top. The game is spin the wheel and do what it says.

It says .....Flash (of course)

Jello shot ( we gave out jello shots cause there is always room for jello!!!!!!)

Fantasy ( give ideas.........um I mean Tell us your fantasy)

Talent ( show us what you can do!)

Beads ( our friend bought the neatest beads to pass out!!!)

Bud Man and I drinking watching John Anderson.



G-spot!!!!!!



Our personal Cowboys!!!!!





My beer is dangerously low!!!!



Blake Shelton. Man is he tall


Boobie Surprise!!!!!






She got carded!!!!!!!

Cruising on the golf cart

To much fun.....ask me who was preforming on stage.

Go ahead......ask me.

I Have No Idea!!!!! To busy partying in the crowd!!!!

Apparently Bud Man was busy with his own party!!!!!




Ahhh.......but we always hooked back up!!!





Hmmm....I'm starting to see a theme.





I have a glow necklace!!!!



Finally we watch the performers!!!



Man titties........not just for girls!!!













Someone was naughty!!!





Checking cooler for shots and drinks before cruising!!





You can't really tell but this is Bud Man pissing off the back of the golf cart!!!!





While we're DRIVING!!!!!



Women over a certain age should NOT wear ruffles!!!!

So what did my friends do?????

They went and bought me a ruffled skirt!!!!



And I rocked that skirt..........for all of 15 min!!!!!!!!

The sign was getting loose from all the spinning!!!

Holy Shit ladies!!!!! Do you see him?!!!!

I called him Cowboy T.........for testosterone!!!!

Shit that boy was nothing but eye candy!!!

LOOK!!!

Heres my man talking about "he takes steroids and probably has tiny nads."

Like I care!!!!! Hello ....not going in his pants anyway..........can't get past the chest.........and what a chest it is!!!!

G-Spot and me!!




Psst.....G-Spot!!! I put this in here for you!!!!



Yes.........I flashed later but Bud Man was to slow with the camera!!!

Bud Man had to be told his sign was upside down!!!!!! How embarrassing!!!

Big trucks playing in the mud!!!











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Yep!!!!! That my friends is a dedicated Cowgirl . Pink Chevy truck!!!!


Cowboy T stopped the cart for a spin!!!







Oh yea ladies.....its as tight as it looks.........



I should know....I spanked it!!

One of the singers David Cooler!!





I think you've met The Drunk Keeper before.....


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Jacking off by the fire!!

What a great time we had!!!

It was nothing but Jacked-up golf carts , rednecks as far as the eye could see and country music.............and I was loving every minute of it!!!!!!

See ya next year!!!!!

I'm going to The Suwannee River Jam !!!!
For 3 whole nights !!!!
WOO HOO
No kids!!!!

Some of the bands that are going to be there...

Montgomery Gentry
Cross Canadian Ragweed
Blake Shelton
Jamey Johnson
Gretchen Wilson
And lots more !!!!!

We leave Thursday morning at 10am............I anticipate popping my first beer by noon.


So if your gonna be there look me up...........I'll be the drunk blond looking for a pole to dance on!!!!
Jeesh.........
Just kidding......................Ppsh..........I'll be way to drunk to dance with props!!!!!!

I'm gonna rip his balls out through his mouth!!!!

I'm gonna fuckin shoot Bud Man !!!
I swear to GWAD!!!!!!
If that man doesn't shut his fucking mouth while I'm driving ............................
He won't stop telling me how to drive............

"I wouldn't go to fast through here ......there's always speed traps"
But I'm not you........so shut up!!! I turn the music up

"That's a sheriff helicopter ,looking for people weaving in and out of traffic. Joe just got a ticket last week because of them."
Now your just making shit up.......like I'm gonna believe that stupid effin line!!! Music gets another couple of notches.Window comes down.

"Your gonna want to slow down and get in the right lane. your exit is up ahead. "
I've got a whole nother mile......and five more jackasses ahead of me...........and one beside me soooooooo FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.................JUST SHUT THE HELL UP AND LET ME DRIVE THE FUCKING CAR!!!
Music is almost full blast now..........windows all the way down and I light a cigarette.......oh yea.....cause if he thinks I cant drive with windows up , music down and nothing else to occupy my hands ................hes got another think coming!!!!!

It's amazing how I'm able to get 4........count them FOUR!!!! children where they need to be and SAFELY!!! without him there to tell me how to drive.

I'm not gonna lie................It flashed through my mind....................if I just bagged him in the nuts he might just shut the fuck up for 20 minutes.

Then I could have sweet driving bliss!!!!

Questions for my friend

I'm helpin a close friend move and I have questions.

Like.............

How is it that you own 5 car loads of clothes ..................and I only see you wear the same shit???

Whats up with a drawer full of game controllers.....................and you don't own the console to???

Why did we move broken shit only to have you throw it away at the new house?

Why was it every time I turned around someone asked if I needed help..............but when I did need help no one was there???? Fuckers.............I know your hiding from me.

And why oh why do all the guys get to bitch and moan for the 2 days it takes to move all the big stuff................when you and I have a week of unpacking to do still??
Fuckin Sissys

The IN_LAWS are gone!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bud Mans family left last Saturday morning!!!!!!

I hear a choir of angels singing ....................Hallelujah!!!!!

Really these people just suck the life right out of me!!!! GAWD DAMN do they piss me off!!!! I'm not gonna go into details of all the catty fuckin shit they do .........I'll just say ..........they don't treat my kids like the other grand kids............................Fuckin Hippocrates!!!!!

So I promptly went out and got drunk..................rip fuckin roaring drunk!!!!

Oh yea nuttin like good friends and alcohol to help recover from the In-Laws visiting..............if I was smart.............(and I never been accused of that)..............I'd 'ave drank more when they were here. Anyway I did have a great time "Cowboy Stompin".

I know I've not been blogging lately but I promise to catch up on all your blogs this week.