Friday, February 12, 2010


The stuff I say to my kids.

Said to my 13 yr old May May..........

Is your asshole jealous that your mouth is talking shit again????"

Oh the pearls of wisdom that I come up with

Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Snows Coming!!!!

Watching all the news about the weather this morning kinda gave me a excited feeling in my gut. Everybody in "buckle down" mode.
The weatherman saying "Stay inside people. Don't go outside!"
Mmmmmm all I could think about was "Yes I will stay inside .....maybe make myself a nice cocoon in bed and spend the next couple of days reading and eating eggs, drinking milk,eating bread and butter, cause everyone knows this is what you get a the grocery store before a big snow storm.

But then I remembered I live in Florida now and all I get is cold wet shit weather!!!!!