Friday, June 27, 2008
My plans you ask. Here's what I got so far for my days
Drink Mimosa or Bloody Marys for breakfast (after all it has juice so it counts!)
Float a little on the lake
Play Some games with http://neuroticallyyoursinflorida.blogspot.com/ Neurotically Yours. Let her win(you know how competitive she is!!)
Pass out...........I mean go to sleep!!
Do it all over the next day!!!
Nothing like Disney Land for grown ups!!!!!!
I'll fill ya all in on the details when I get back....July 6
Thursday, June 26, 2008
.I think the title clues all in on what this is about, but just in case I'll tell ya. I happen to have an extraordinarily high number of stories of poo ,and no I'm not talking about that SILLY OLE BEAR. I'm talking straight up shit.Well I do have 3 lil' Princess Peabodies running around and 1 Prince Peabody!!!! So I thought I'd share some of them with you.
I also have the most stupid facts and little known things floating around in my head. So I thought if I told you all ..well then ......YOU could then have stupid facts floating in your head.
Let's start with THE POOP.
We have an incredible phenomenon in our house. I'll go into the bathroom ...and there it is ........a toilet full of shit. So I go to where my children are and ask very nicely "Who was in the bathroom last?"
NOT ME, NOT ME , NOT ME ,(Teenager covers phone) NOT ME .
"Could you all come with me?"
So there we are all gathered around the toilet full of shitt.
Now my children are looking at me as if I'm the talking toilet full of shit!
Then they start to account their whereabouts.When they can see that's not working they start to tell on each other. The whole thing ands up with someone yelling(usually me) someone crying (usually one of them)and just have to say THE PHANTOM SHITTER strikes again.
I'll let you in on a lil' secret .
THE PHANTOM SHITTER has been known to travel.
Wednesday, June 25, 2008
Tuesday, June 24, 2008
I have a site meter and I'm not afraid to use it
(I just don't know how to use it)
It doesn't make sense to me.
So just a little comment ...here look I'll help ya out
Jump off a cliff!!!!
Anything at all!!!
Just alittle sumthing sumthing to keep me going.
Monday, June 23, 2008
Note to self: No more pictures with short people! I can't resist the urge to bend down thus giving the dogs a chance to jump the fence!!
Ummm.....Got glasses? Woo Hoo....I'm over hear!
Ahh..there you are.
A little gambling !!!!
The Pool Bar
The Ty restaurant gave out these chocolate malt colored eggs.......so I put it on like lipstick(like you never done that!!!). Oh and don't think I forgot BOSS LADY about the piece of food that landed on my plate as you were laughing!!!!!!
Saturday, June 21, 2008
WTF?!!!!! It's one of the house phones!! OK OK I've given up on the girls actually putting them on the charger....... but now we just leave them any where?
So this got me thinking..........
Was sporty girl making cold calls?
Or (please lord no) Cheer girl getting some hot calls from her boyfriend?
I'd like to say this is out of the ordinary.............but that would be a lie......and not that I have a problem with a good lie. I just don't want anyone reading this to get a false sense of me. Shit like this happens around here all the time.What do you do?
I'm just gonna blow dry it .....hope it works and roll with it.
Why sweat the small stuff?
Friday, June 20, 2008
The Little People of my world conspire to keep me happy. It really is a beautiful thing. Now I know school is out but let me tell you story about school mornings.
They start to argue about something ...........Love bug decides she can't take anymore of the others bull crap and does the inexcusable.......she brings it to me. I can literally hear the other kids trying to beg her to stop. Now they decide to whisper.........like I could not hear the argument that just took place at very highest decimal their voices can go.
Now I'm up. And I announce it just like that.
Now I'm up!!!
I bought this shirt cause I thought it was funny......but then I got to thinking about it and I realized ............I have no fucking clue as to what it means!!!!! I'm serious. As you might have guess I'm a real blond.
So I was going to have a few drinks with neurotically yours and her sis-in-law. I ask them what they thought it meant. They really didn't have a answer......meanwhile men at bar overhearing our conversation are trying to hide their laughter.......A blond asking 2 brunettes to explain the shirt shes wearing.(the girls might want to lay off on the coloring of their hair..it seems to be effecting their thought process ) But I don't care it has become a quest. I need your help. Can anyone tell me what the hell my shirt means?
Thursday, June 19, 2008
I'm mad!!! Really mad. It's the pre vacation madness that hits the week before we leave. And because Sister Soldier and BUD MAN seem to be vying for first place,I've decided to determine a winner and give the prize!! The prize being a embarrassing story for today's blog. Now I really think BUD MAN is a overachiever in competing to piss me off so of course he locked this one down tight.
What did he do? You ask
Lets just say it involved his complete disregard of any I opinion I had on readying ourselves yesterday! Me! Me! The one who's been packing up 4 kids for family vacations for the past 15 yrs. Hrmph......what an ass..........did I say that out loud?
OK OK!! Settle down do goody housewives I'm not even gonna come close to the really good stories.
About 10 yrs ago when we lived a couple of hours from his parents house BUD MAN decided to drag ...I mean take me there,I could soooo get side tracked with the whole in-law thing but I'll save those stories ,this is what happen when we left.
We load up kids ,babies and bags. Its winter so this kinda sucks (Indiana). Say the hour long good-byes.(theres a hour I'll never get back). As we are backing out of the drive way, of course he is still talking to The In-Laws
He's looking behind us with his head out the window saying good bye and backing up and I see...............his shoulders twitch. Hmmm...whats this? as he pulls his head in and looks at me (like a dear in headlights) it ucures to me what just happen.
Can you guess?
Think about it!
Here it comes !!!
He rolled his head up in the window!!!!!
Did you..............did you just roll your head up in the window??!!!! laughing hysterically............You did!!!!!
You just rolled your own head up in the window!!!
At this point there really is no controlling me!!!!
Tears (and maybe just alil bit of pee) escape me.
As I finally calmed down.........a thought runs through my mind.........if I seen his shoulders twitch...............what the hell did his parents see standing not 5 ft from the truck?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh man I definitely peed a lil on that thought!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm giggling right now just thinking about it.
Well that's when I knew BUD MAN was NOT the multi-tasking kinda guy. He has other super powers but I'm not in the mood to play nice today so I'll save those stories for a later time.
Soo.....the moral of this blog.......don't mess with me . I have dirt, and I'm not afraid of sharing!!
Friday, June 13, 2008
Red or blue? They're both keg beer!!
3 girls......4 green balls.....1 limp palm tree........What the hell is wrong with this picture?!
I'm looking surprised....about what I don't know
Now you see them..... Now you don't
Don't even ask where the pockets came from
I think the big bottle of Vodka right there explains this ...although I do have alot of pictures of people grabbing My Mans body!!
He's such a Brat! By the way look at my girls boobs!!! Damn Girl!! Can you say Victoria Secret! Love it!!
Again with the bird!
Thursday, June 5, 2008
Wednesday, June 4, 2008
Tuesday, June 3, 2008
Have drink check
Have pillow check
Have home phone and cell phone check
Have ipod check
Have cigs ....wait a min I quit smoking sooo unchecked
Like I said nice and comfey .
It didn't work I've only ever started some of the books. Others I didn't even try.
So now I just let everyone know at BOOK CLUB I'm just there for the food.
MMMMMMMMMMMMM always good food!!!
So my post wont be regular. Like the title says
LAZY NOT BUSY